I really want to be negative right now
The Wire
Positive spin: Lars and I are finally caught up with the current season. We watched 5 episodes in a row last night alone – (It’s like crack, what do you want from me?)
Negative spin: Omar?! Really? But, I… but… really?
Driving
Positive spin: Having my own car is totally convenient.
Negative spin: Speed traps at the bottom of a big hill and the $82 ticket I just paid – they suck my balls.
Work
Positive spin: Best job I’ve ever had.
Negative spin: “Content Management” sucks my balls.
Diets
Positive spin: It’s really not that bad and I’m actually losing some blubb.
Negative spin: I would take a human life for an éclairs from The Bakery.
New TV
Positive spin: Basically this tv is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever owned.
Negative spin: Post upgrade, my Tivo won’t talk to my HD cable box…and basically a life without Tivo is not a life worth living. (At least once you’ve gotten used to it).
Positive spin 2: Melissa is going to come over tonight to work some of her super-electronic-magician voo doo on that shit. She’ll make them talk, yes, she will.

32 years ago today my sweetheart was born. We celebrated tonight by having dinner at Mazza and picking up his birthday present. It probably sounds un-romantic that I had him go with me to get his birthday prize, but seriously, you’ve been reading this blog, when have I had time to pick up a present?






