Lateshoes

1. Mood: Moody. No, really – I’m not even trying to be a smart ass.

2. Your makeup style in three words: Vintage, bold, natural

3. If you were to move to a big city, which city would it be? When I move to Chicago, I’ll probably want to move to New York.

4. Do you have a personal motto? “It’s Globes week!”

5. What’s your dream job? Designer, Makeup Artist, Back up singer

6. Your favorite part of your job? Working with people that make me laugh.

7. What’s the first makeup or beauty tip that comes to mind? Clinique Gel Liner is your friend.

8. What’s the first non-beauty tip that comes to mind? Don’t be a dick.

9. What are you wearing? Navy Nightgown

10. Weekly goals: Skip work on Friday and sleep in. Can that be a goal? Um, make a hit pop single. Finish Veronica Mars, season 3. Eat my weight in LunaBerry.

Photo via: Fancy Frills

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Some hippie roommate my mom had, I think.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Like 5 minutes ago…don’t worry – it was nothing serious. I couldn’t get a link to display properly, which would make you cry too. Don’t lie.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING
Not at all. Especially now that I mostly type things. I’m starting to lose the muscles in my hand that move the pen – so it’s gotten much, much worse.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I’m not much of a “lunch meat” person, but I’ll eat an Italian sandwich at Caputto’s.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? not yet.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Duh

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Only with Tawnya

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I do.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? For money, yes.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Honey Nut Cheerios

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Ick

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Totally.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? The Spotted Dog – Peanut Butter Cup

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? If they’re crazy or mean or both.

15. RED OR PINK? Red.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My gut.

17. WHOM DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Mi familia.

18. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Amy’s Lentil Soup

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Wings – 4 realz

20. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Whatever

21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
grass, bar-b-q, stargazer lilies, my dogs’ frito smell, ocean

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Some ho at work

23. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Law & Order SVU

24. HAIR COLOR? brownish

25. EYE COLOR? brownish-greenish

26. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes

27. FAVORITE FOOD? anything that has been on our bbq grill – I’m almost certain that dog turds would taste good if grilled.

28. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Eh? I just like closure.

29. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Lars and the Real Girl

30. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? I’m wearing a dress. Sexist.

31. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring and Fall, please!!!!

32. HUGS OR KISSES? I’ll never understand why this is always a question on surveys. It would be really weird if someone was kissing you without hugging you, wouldn’t it?

33. FAVORITE DESSERT? Frozen mini-éclairs

34. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? A Man Without Country by Kurt Vonnegut

35. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? Do you really even need to ask this: Law & Order, followed by Law & Order SVU, followed by Countdown with Keith Olbermann.

36. FAVORITE SOUND? clicky keyboards, the ocean, good music

37. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? I love them both, but right now I’m on a Stones kick. Yesterday I listened to Let it Bleed like 30 times.

38. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Iran in 1977.

39. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Only 1? Puh-lease. I have several, none of which I’ll discuss with the internet.

40. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Miami Beach, Florida

1. What was I doing 10 years ago?

-Finishing my English degree at the University of Utah

-Sitting in my bedroom, listening to Eliott Smith and pouting

-Learning to play the electric guitar with Angie

-Writing really hilariously pretentious songs with said electric guitar. Sample lyrics: You wanna’ do me /you say you can see through me /now you wanna be my friend ….and… You wanna’ go to Greek Souvlaki, don’t you???

-Learning about this really cool “e-mail” thing.

-Eating a lot of Wendy’s and Taco Bell

-Spending lots of excess student loan money I never thought I’d have to pay back

-Dying my hair blue before a family reunion

-Discovering Riot Grrrl bands

2. Five things on my to-do list

-Go to Costco

-Get a haircut

-Build a fence

-Finish cleaning out the back bedroom

-Go to Stein Mart and buy some emergency, silky, granny panties because my sanitary napkin decided to reject my menses. Oh wait – I already did that.

3. What snacks do I enjoy?

ice-tea from Starbucks and French Chocolate

4. What would I do if I suddenly became a billionaire?

-Pay off all outstanding debts and the debts of all my friends and family

-Quit my job/ quit Lars’ job for him

-Buy a nicer house

-Buy two nicer cars

-Plan many vacations

-Help some folks

5. Three bad habits

-Getting ice-tea from Starbucks

-Blogging at work

-Internet shopping – I’d say don’t tell Lars, but I always know I’m in trouble when I get home and Lars says, “What’s in the box?”

6. 3 places I’ve lived

-Homestead, FLA

-West Yellowstone, MT

-Vancouver, WA

7. Jobs I’ve had

-Bar hop

-Dollar Store clerk

-McDonalds drive-thru cashier

-Fake perfume terrorist

8. Five things people don’t know about me

-I don’t know if there are five things, I mean, I did just tell you about the granny panties and my rag-spillage.

-I don’t care how good Fellini’s movies are – I think they’re kind of boring

-I have a deformed, little toe

-eh… that’s all I can come up with.

9. Tag 5 people

-As the person who mind-tagged me said, you all know who you are, now git’ to it.

4 things that I am passionate about:
1. “Sticking it” to “the man”
2. making my house a “home”
3. my family- and yes, this includes my animals
4. exploring, expressing – being creative
*bonus* 5. Getting a haircut!!

4 things I want to do before I die:
1. Have a cool kid, raise it right and watch it take over the world.

2. Make tons of money as a consultant – work on my own terms and did I mention make tons of money?

3. It’s a toss up between write some books or create a magazine. Why not both?

4. Be completely comfortable in my own skin. Is that answer hormonal enough for you?

4 books that I have read recently:
1. No One Belongs Here More than You

2. Middlesex

3. Full Frontal Feminism

4. and the best answer ever — The South Beach Diet (only slightly embarrassing)

4 things I often say:
1. No way!
2. I can’t eat that.
3. Holy shitballs!
4. Dude

Yeah, I usually sound pretty smart when I talk.

4 things that attract me to friends:
1. Hot boobs
2. compassion/ friendliness
3. lack of drama
4. funniness

4 songs or albums that I could listen to over and over again:
1. Ballad of Human Kindness / The Dears
2. The State that I am in/ Belle & Sebastian
3. Strangers/ The Kinks
4. So nice so smart/ Kimya Dawson

4 things you might not know about me:
1. I’ve become psychotically competitive at work
2. I love grocery shopping
3. I really don’t have a preference between Coke or Pepsi products
4. I don’t know who I’m going to vote for yet in the primary. Sigh