Lateshoes

The Wire

Positive spin: Lars and I are finally caught up with the current season. We watched 5 episodes in a row last night alone – (It’s like crack, what do you want from me?)

Negative spin: Omar?! Really? But, I… but… really?

Driving

Positive spin: Having my own car is totally convenient.

Negative spin: Speed traps at the bottom of a big hill and the $82 ticket I just paid – they suck my balls.

Work

Positive spin: Best job I’ve ever had.

Negative spin: “Content Management” sucks my balls.

Diets

Positive spin: It’s really not that bad and I’m actually losing some blubb.

Negative spin: I would take a human life for an éclairs from The Bakery.

New TV

Positive spin: Basically this tv is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever owned.

Negative spin: Post upgrade, my Tivo won’t talk to my HD cable box…and basically a life without Tivo is not a life worth living. (At least once you’ve gotten used to it).

Positive spin 2: Melissa is going to come over tonight to work some of her super-electronic-magician voo doo on that shit. She’ll make them talk, yes, she will.

The Wire, season 4 is kicking my ass – and showing me some major Omar-ding-dong.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEM3_LGGt8&rel=1]

Omar (my Macbook) -yeah, I’m talking about that bitch again…he’s finally home from his long stay at Macdocs where he received a new Logic Board. Yikes! Thanks Applecare for picking up the check on that jacked up bit of guts you stuck inside my computer.

And now the original Omar. Please do enjoy a clip from the best show in the world.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKE-JDjYog&rel=1]