Lateshoes

Dear Melrose Place,

You are awesome…and in your honor today, I:

1. matted up my face with powder, wore very little eye makeup and slapped on about 10 tons of dark, berry lipstick.
2. threw on a babydoll-ish dress with an oversized sweater, hoop earrings.
3. sprayed myself with Calvin Klein Eternity.

So, basically I stink and look like 70 percent lips. Whatever.