Kool thing
Dear Melrose Place,
You are awesome…and in your honor today, I:
- matted up my face with powder, wore very little eye makeup and slapped on about 10 tons of dark, berry lipstick.
- threw on a babydoll-ish dress with an oversized sweater, hoop earrings.
- sprayed myself with Calvin Klein Eternity.
So, basically I stink and look like 70 percent lips. Whatever.










