Lateshoes

Spend $70,000 to sit in a room with George Bush.

Yesterday some rich bitches and their wives gathered at Mitt Romney’s palatial Deer Valley “vacation” home to give each other hand jobs, worship snakes and chug down the blood of some poor children they kidnapped from Pioneer Park, probably.

I mean, the paper says they were just “quietly raising money for John McCain.” Right. Just like I’m “quietly” raising an army of thugs and shit-kickers to wage class-warfare on these blue-haired, ol’ mummies who can’t think of something better to do with 70 grand.

One of the best features offered by WordPress is the ability to view the search engine terms people have used to find your blog. I think I mentioned before that at least two someones stumbled upon the K-factory by searching the terms “moose knuckle”… And well, I think today they’ve been topped by the no less than 4 people searching the terms “photocopied boobs” and “fuck my own asshole.”

How disappointed they all must have been to find posts about ill-fitting bras and George W. Bush.

That’s what I get for using dirty words as tags.