Lateshoes

UPDATE: And holy, mother of god – wow. I can’t wait. I haven’t genuinely liked The Hill in quite a while, but as I have watched every episode, nothing will stop me from watching this new season either bored out of my mind or with my chin glued to the floor. (Much like Heidi’s).

The Hills‘ Final Season: “Nothing Stays The Same Forever”

and for some perspective, here’s the full trailer with what the show used to be like.

I’m so over TEA-bagger rhetoric, I can barely take another second, but their usage of metaphorical rape to cry about not getting their way is beyond offensive and needs to be talked about. In fact, with this particular cartoon – there’s so much wrong (both racist and sexist), it’s hard to know where to begin the conversation. I think it will begin with me taking a bath to clean off the 10 tons of ick I feel after knowing someone spent time on MS Paint creating this thing.

Right-wing cartoon depicts Obama raping the Statue of Liberty

And in other nightmare inducing news:

Happy Meal, Indeed: A Stomach-Turning Vintage Porn Ad!

A Black Hole Nearly Swallowed the Earth at 3am EDT Today

2.5-foot Sea Bug Is Scariest Thing on Reddit Since Peaches Geldof Pics

Jamie Oliver Confirms American Children are Doomed to be Fat and Gross

Heaven bless the Daily Show for making me laugh about all these threats of violence. My favorite moment, “Bring it on. Let’s fucking do this. I’m kind of sick of their shit. We have guns too.” Awesome. And Aasif Mandvi just rules.

The Daily Show Returns, Tackles Health Care Reform Fallout

And one more cool thing to cleanse our brains of plastic surgery, chicken Mushnuggets and butt rape.

Beth in Show

What the “Telephone” Video has to do with Women in Congress

Hate Mail of the Week: “We Won”

Comment of the Day: Inside Glenn Beck’s Brain

“I Went With The Flow:” Rielle Hunter Repulsed By GQ Photo Shoot

“Wow, We’re All Going To Hell”: Rielle And The Stages Of Grief

I have to say that I find the whole John Edwards sex scandal car-wreck-tacular. I’ve never liked him, largely because he seemed like a gigantic, shit-grinned, phony-faced a-hole….which, I rest my case… but, this stuff is just… it’s stuff I can never un-know and now I want you to not be able to un-know it with me. Pure trash. I worked from home today, what do you want from me?

Gisele’s Vogue Cover Story Defies Comment

Breaking: Kate Winslet & Sam Mendes Split

Sad. She should come over and watch some Criminal Intent.

Pretty Wild Follows “Bling Ring” Suspects

I watched this last night and I don’t even know what to say. Apparently there are no limits to bad parenting.  ”I do what I want!” (make sure you watch the Cartman clip in the comments).

Sarah Palin Loves Socialized Health Care (When She’s Paying For It)

WTF??? Doesn’t this exactly prove the opposite of her position on health care? Am I crazy?

Top 10 Academy Award Mysteries: Explained

Second Life Sex Pervs Keep US Economy Afloat

Our Top 10 90s-Woman 90s Movies

Pass. The. Damn. Bill.

Rainbow Coalition: A Color Wheel Of Oscar Gowns

*A side note for Melissa (and anyone else who watches Project Runway) – Notice how blue and orange are opposites on the color wheel? I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me before, but – doesn’t that mean they’re an extremely compatible color combination? Outside of opinion and taste – color theory does not lie, PR judges.

More Than Words

Vivienne Westwood Victim Of Bizarre Stuffed-Cat Attack

The “Period Undies” You Didn’t Know You Needed

Just because Christina Hendricks is hot

And finally – this disgusting mystery solved!

You fucking hippie douchenozzles! Stop hollering at me to get out of your way just because you’ve got to ride a fucking Circ du Soleil bike through campus to pick up weed from your friend “Jello,” who’s a professional glow-sticker.

Shove your stupid tall bike straight up your ass.

I’m just saying.