Dear long weekend,
I miss you. We had good times, didn’t we?
I’ve been in a bit of a slump lately. My growing list of tasks and chores have been steadily weighing me down and bumming me out. Naturally, I’ve been acting the way any self-respecting 35 year old woman would act – I’ve been reading a lot of Gawker and PeopleofWalmart.com. Okay – maybe not reading.
But, no more! Closet? I’m going to clean you. Back room? Lars is totally going to start organizing your ass. Unanswered Etsy emails? I’m going to answer you. Omar? I’m going to shove you in a box and walk you to the FedEx Kinkos. Etsy orders? I’m going to mail you. Gym? I’m going to put on my sweatpants and elliptical-ize my butt off. Mounds of work tasks I’ve been avoiding? You can suck it, cos I’m going to do you too. Yeah…you heard me.
On the agenda for tomorrow – Christmas decorations. Look out, bitches – I’ve been unleashed.
