Blergh Blergh Blergh… Arrow, Crochet, Blergh Blergh Blergh

I was planning to be such a good little blogger and then I started crocheting a small blanket for my nephew and faaaaaaaaaaaaart.  I clearly won’t be done in time to get it to him by Christmas, but that hasn’t stopped me trying. I finally finished the last of the blasted…

On the Rag Mag Roundup

Wherein I talk a lot about some new lipsticks and posted a bunch of gross, close-up pictures of my lips. Wherein I tell you about one of my new favorite bands, La Luz. Wherein I made a mixtape, sending voodoo, hex thoughts to those who have trespassed against me.

The face of a 39 year-old woman who just slept until noon

While sleeping until noon on a Saturday used to be commonplace- these days I’m lucky if I make it to 9am without shooting awake usually having to pee. Each new season, when the weather really begins to shift my dogs go absolutely mental and insist in being let out between…

Coo coo Bananas and Organizized

On Sunday I went crazy. The clutter in my bedroom has reached extreme proportions. My closet is overflowing, my dresser is covered with nonsense… it’s an embarrassment. I can’t even take pictures because it’s THAT humiliating. It was too overwhelming a task to approach as a whole, so I’ve broken…

Big Freedia is my Spiritual Guide

This sums up my feelings about everything. Obviously. Angie and I looked high and low for this gif, but in the end I had to make it myself. I’m quite proud of my work.

Taco Taco, Burrito, Burrito: Catching up

Hi friends. I’ve been depressed. How about you? 2013 has brought with it some interesting challenges. Nothing I could pinpoint or at least identify by name here, but take my word for it – it’s blown. Some of this misery is self-induced, I suppose. I know that if I would…