Lazily Live-blogging the VP Debate

*First – can someone please make Sarah Palin stop staring directly into the camera? I don’t know who told her to do that, but it’s horrible and it’s scaring the living shit out of me. *Neither Joe Biden nor Sarah Palin were made for High-Definition…

Dear Al Gore,

Will you please be my president? I am a romantic and as such it is my way to hold onto the past, hope for reversals of fortune and hang onto the idea that all wrongs will be righted in the end. It’s sometimes a sad,…