You Gotta’ Get Country Stong in case you get a Hillbilly Handfish after that Banana Split
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Flipping channels after watching Country Strong, Angie and I saw something called, Hillbilly Handfishin’ in the listings. Surely THAT can’t be real, we thought. We decided that it sounded like hideous and depraved sex act involving the birthing of fish and the splashing of man-made lake jizz all over the camera. and well…. Someone tell [...]
Peen Sans Serif
Last night I dreamt that men’s genitals were made out of strings of letters and interchangeable fonts. After surveying what seemed like millions of peen-fonts, I decided I liked Museo Sans best. A nice, tidy sans serif. Yes – the very font that graces the body of this text right now. Deal with that, Dr. [...]
Douche Moves
Okay, I know I haven’t finished my San Diego story or written fuck-all, really but, I just have to get a few unrelated things off of my chest. Maybe it’s the insane amount of “shark week” hormones running through my bloodstream right now or the stress of rolling out two major work projects at the [...]
Why does my vagina force me to watch Steel Magnolias?
Seriously, I want to know. My brain thinks Steel Magnolias totally sucks. My brain knows that it’s emotional terrorism and that it has Sally Field in it – but, the power of the vagina is too strong. I can’t fight it. If Lars were home this would never happen. I would flip past and he [...]
It’s called, “soda” ya’ll!
[flickr video=2507218985 show_info=true w=240 h=180] Word time Week 4 – what a face-twitching goofball Originally uploaded by lateshoes Go here now because it’s awesome and because I said so. Gah! And the horror – you can watch this thing in Full Screen Mode and make my head and lisp as big as a baboon’s ass.
It’s dirty – it’s random – it’s podcast
I did it. I made a podcast. Basically it’s just me and Lars laughing at posts on Craigslist. It’s totally dumb, but I plan to actually do some real podcast “projects” in the future. Hopefully, maybe…perhaps. There’s potty mouth talk – so, you’ve been warned. Ka-nitting Factory: The Podcast
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