Passing the time with an old-school Myspace survey – What? It’s something

Where was the very first kiss you had with the last person you kissed?
In the parking lot of the Century 16 movie theatre

Are you texting anybody?
I’m IMing with Angie

What were you doing at 9:30 last night?
Knitting my scarf (pictures forthcoming), watching Alias. Basically the only two things I like doing.

Are you listening to music right now?
Yes. I had to put headphones on so I could ignore a conversation happening outside my door that was driving me insane. (Diana Ross, “No one gets the Prize” is currently playing in case you were interested.

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I kind of want a girly, colorful portrait tattoo of my cat Io.

Concert tickets or NFL game tickets?
Whatever

Has anyone seen you kiss the last person you kissed? 
Perverts and stalkers

Looking back, did you ever waste too much time on a someone that treated you badly?
Who hasn’t? Dumb. Next.

If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? 
Hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha This quiz needs a Trigger Warning

Have you hugged someone within the last week? 
I hope not. Other than Lars, I mean.

If you could push one person off a mountain, who would it be? 
Only one person? I have a list of 50 or so after being back at work.

Are you a couple with the last person you kissed on the lips? 
Durp durp durp durp

What woke you up this morning?
The crushing weight of the world

What’s your relationship with the last person you texted?
BFF/ Soul sister/ Bosom friend

Did you cry at all today?
Not yet.

Do you like to get your nails done? 
I “do” my own nails like a champ.

Will your next kiss be a mistake? 
My days of mistake kisses are long over, son.

Do you still talk to the person you fell the hardest for?
I hope so, since we’re married n’ shit.

When is the next time you will kiss someone?
Tonight, loser.

Are you older than the last person you kissed? 
Cougar Town

When is the last time you consumed alcohol?
uhhhhhhhhhh…. New Years Eve. White Russians

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Looking at Tumblr

Have you ever been given flowers?
Have you ever been given a punch in the tit?

Can you honestly say that at this point in time you’re happy with the way things are?
No. That would only come with independent wealth

Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
I hope so. That would be awkward.

What are you excited for?

I’m 39. I don’t get excited about anything anymore.

Did anyone call you babe/baby today, who? 
Miss Jackson if they’re nasty

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
They just called to say it.

What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
be glad it wasn’t a live stranger that I’d have to talk to or something

When a friend walks out of your life, do you go after them, or let them go?
Skeet Skeet

Has anyone ever been more important to you than a family member?
Has anyone ever been more important to YOU than a family member?

Last time you smiled? 
The last day of my vacation.

Would life be the same without alcohol?
No, but that doesn’t mean it would be better or worse. Why are you so judgey?

Ever had sex in the bathroom? 
I’ve had sex in every room. I’m down like that.

How do you feel about the person you kissed last?
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