Where I wish I was

Summer is fucking my brain up, guys. I’m almost 38 and all I want to do is have a summer vacation like a teenager. I want to fall asleep on a beach in southern California and forget about all of my responsibilities.

I don’t think I take enough vacations, especially not the kind where you go someplace and just stare at something pretty like the ocean or a lake and do nothing. I plan to remedy that this year. I have to. I need to really go to where I wish I was.


  • I am going to say something kind of controversial. I think we need a girls weekend in VEGAS. There. I said it.

  • Tracy

    I don’t think that’s controversial at all. I think that’s exactly what we need.
    Sittin’ by the pool in our kaftans is just what the doctor ordered.

  • Just send in my glitter Spice Girls taxi and let’s get this show on the road