5 Things I Should Be Doing Instead of Watching True Crime Chud on TV

1. Taking a shower.

2. Cleaning the house.

3. Pulling the weeds in my flower bed.

4. Sweeping up the front porch

5. Grocery shopping.

I usually take care of business on Sundays, but something about the pleasant uncleanliness, the aggressive napping of our animals and the low, comforting sounds of Bill Kurtis narrating horrific details of depraved acts of  murder are keeping me here on the couch.

I’m still drinking my tea – I couldn’t possibly get in the shower before I finish my tea. I’m not a savage. Right?