Kool thing

Dear Melrose Place,

You are awesome…and in your honor today, I:

  1. matted up my face with powder, wore very little eye makeup and slapped on about 10 tons of dark, berry lipstick.
  2. threw on a babydoll-ish dress with an oversized sweater, hoop earrings.
  3. sprayed myself with Calvin Klein Eternity.

So, basically I stink and look like 70 percent lips. Whatever.

  • I am VERY angry that I do not have picture of this right now. So angry I’ma gonna spray paint roses black and send them to your office, then beat up your boyfriend/part time luvah, and then I will comfort you whilst I wear my huge plaid shirt and high waisted jeans.