No, really – it’s a real thing. Seriously, it glitters in the sunlight!
The thing is…I don’t get it. As teen fantasies go, Edward Cullen is just so lame. I mean, Robert Pattison is certainly cute, but Edward Cullen the character is just such a jagweed. He’s bossy, whiney, manipulative, suicidal and boring. He and Bella [...]
Watching 5 minutes of A&E’s show Hoarders sent Lars into a panic. He immediately jumped off the couch; cleaned the cat box, washed the dishes and started tackling the clutter of our “junk room.”
I’ve posted pictures of our hardly never-used back room before, so I’ll spare you again – but, it’s safe to say that [...]
I don’t even know what to say. Between Gay-hater Pray-john yammering about having “meeted” “the Donald,” Sarah “you betcha’” Palin lying her stupid face off all over the place – and (dare I say it?) all of the ladies on The Hills and The Real Housewives shows – I’m kind of embarrassed of women right [...]
Wow. After 9…million or so kernal panics and countless crashes and breakdowns and repairs, it’s finally happened. Steve Jobs has agreed to replace you and while I’m happy to not have to worry about your lack of stability and, how should I say this?…feistiness any longer… I have to admit, I’m really going to miss [...]
This is what I get for looking at Youtube instead of blogging.
Seriously. What is this? Is this a thing? There are a million videos of freakishly long nails clickety-clacking away like crabs on laptops.
GAH!
I will never be the same.
*Update! Puuuuuuke. Here are some comments from these vids:
“its so sexy please you hav 2 [...]
Hello blog, remember me?
I’m not going to make excuses for myself, other than to say I just haven’t felt very interesting. I don’t mean that in a self-deprecating way, because lots of interesting things have been happening, I just haven’t felt very “story-telly”/ entertainy, etc… Like, I would have told everything all wrong and all [...]
