“Fat Beef Hall of Fame”

January 30, 2009

As part of my job I get to help the library with their “Web 2.0″ projects; Flickr, Facebook etc… The Flickr project is still in its beginning stages, but I got to upload some real gems from our collection and I loved them so much, I thought I’d share:

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And you thought drastically redesigning your blog would make you want to write something substantial

January 28, 2009

Things I totally mean to write about:
1. My resolutions for 2009 (aside from more vulgarity).
2. My favorite things about 2008.
3. TTC (Trying to conceive). When you’re not 20 and you have jobs, unexpected illness, friends, animals, responsibilities and, and, and…etc… it’s more difficult than imagined. Not the sex part, (duh) – but, the having to [...]

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Sometimes there are just those moments

January 26, 2009

I was talking to my sister on the phone tonight and like I do every time I learn more about my siblings, I fell completely in love.
She’s getting married next fall and she was telling me about her meeting with a florist.
“Well, I made a Powerpoint.”
That’s all she had to say.
I love my sister.

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Dish Network is Conchord-blocking me

January 25, 2009

For the first time ever, our satellite is being a totally inconvenient, inconsiderate hobag. 
The sadist bastard who installed our dish placed it at the highest, most ridiculously awkward part of our roof. So, climbing up and “knocking the snow off” isn’t really an option. 
Not unless we had a 20 foot ladder, which we don’t. 
Boo. I’m [...]

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Upon my second viewing of Obama’s inauguration

January 22, 2009

I think my favorite part of the inaugural event is when Aretha Franklin sang, “Myyyy Cunt” (pause) “trrrrreeeee tis of thee.”
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7c2lC9JlJo]

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dipsick

January 21, 2009

I was sick during the inauguration, so I keep pinching myself and checking cnn.com just to make sure I didn’t just have some crazy fever dream.
Watching Bush fly away in his little helicopter was such a gorgeous relief wasn’t it? Like the first night you can breathe through both nostrils after a cold. (Actually, breathing [...]

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Probably Why I’m Fat

January 15, 2009

This was an image on a diet ad…and I couldn’t help thinking the chubby cartoon is sooo much cuter than the skinny cartoon.

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Can this bald asshole get out of my face already?

January 12, 2009

Joe the Plumber wants Obama to help Israel – Israel-Palestinians- msnbc.com.
I don’t care what you want, “Joe the bald asshole.”  Shouldn’t you be plumbing something, you fucking faker?

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Miss India: The Mystery

January 12, 2009

I know, I’ve been a bad, bad blogger – but, to reward your patience I’m going to share with you, some clips I uploaded from my new favorite movie, Miss India: The Mystery.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na1sQyAlo4I]
Dance Baby!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFo3cvWFDC8]
Miss India borrowed some music – in this case from the major, motion picture, Titanic.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrnf5tzHqWA]
A love song and some tiny, tiny shorts
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HdXVMFoOdA]
The [...]

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Seriously?

January 6, 2009

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOA9KNV77cI]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2pitbGn95I]

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