As part of my job I get to help the library with their “Web 2.0″ projects; Flickr, Facebook etc… The Flickr project is still in its beginning stages, but I got to upload some real gems from our collection and I loved them so much, I thought I’d share:
Things I totally mean to write about:
1. My resolutions for 2009 (aside from more vulgarity).
2. My favorite things about 2008.
3. TTC (Trying to conceive). When you’re not 20 and you have jobs, unexpected illness, friends, animals, responsibilities and, and, and…etc… it’s more difficult than imagined. Not the sex part, (duh) – but, the having to have sex on specific days, at specific times. For whatever reason, we can’t seem to synchronize when it really counts (was that too personal? Whatever.). Every month, it’s something. Our reasons are usually legitimate and unplanned, but I’m about to start kicking the legitimate and unplanned right in the balls. My sanity only stretches so far. I don’t want to turn into one of those crazy, fertility message board swamp-donkeys, sending out my 10 thousandth post with glittery, blinking bullshit all over the place.
4. The movie Fear and how awesome it is. Who knew you cram that many Bush songs into one movie? “NICOLE 4 EVA”
5. The best television show in the world. No, not Battlestar Galactica. It’s a little gem called, The Tool Academy and it is the best thing to ever happen to me.
6. How I’m still not comfortable with that fact that little Stacey from Kids Incorporated grew up to be Fergilicious.
I was talking to my sister on the phone tonight and like I do every time I learn more about my siblings, I fell completely in love.
She’s getting married next fall and she was telling me about her meeting with a florist.
“Well, I made a Powerpoint.”
That’s all she had to say.
I love my sister.
For the first time ever, our satellite is being a totally inconvenient, inconsiderate hobag.
The sadist bastard who installed our dish placed it at the highest, most ridiculously awkward part of our roof. So, climbing up and “knocking the snow off” isn’t really an option.
Not unless we had a 20 foot ladder, which we don’t.
Boo. I’m cranky. It’s messing with my Sunday night routine and forcing me to watch crappy network television, which at the risk of sounding like a total snob, TOTALLY SUCKS.
You’re killing my soul. I hope you’re happy.
I think my favorite part of the inaugural event is when Aretha Franklin sang, “Myyyy Cunt” (pause) “trrrrreeeee tis of thee.”
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I was sick during the inauguration, so I keep pinching myself and checking cnn.com just to make sure I didn’t just have some crazy fever dream.
Watching Bush fly away in his little helicopter was such a gorgeous relief wasn’t it? Like the first night you can breathe through both nostrils after a cold. (Actually, breathing probably isn’t the best metaphor during one of Utah’s legendary inversion bouts, but still, you get my drift).
I’m celebrating by watching lots of Law & Order – just to, you know – keep in mind that the world still kind of sucks. I mean, just because we have a pretty and okay, smart president doesn’t mean that people are going to stop murdering or being pervy or acting like massive douche-holes to each other. I have to keep telling myself that – otherwise I just go crazy and start having all kinds of hippie-dippy thoughts of utopia.
The new season of Battlestar is also helping to keep those hippie-happy feelings in check. Holy balls. Holy, moly, roly balls. I can’t even talk about it, except to say that my theories about what happened to Kara are pretty much dead on.
Take that, bitches.
This was an image on a diet ad…and I couldn’t help thinking the chubby cartoon is sooo much cuter than the skinny cartoon.
Joe the Plumber wants Obama to help Israel – Israel-Palestinians- msnbc.com.
I don’t care what you want, “Joe the bald asshole.” Shouldn’t you be plumbing something, you fucking faker?
I know, I’ve been a bad, bad blogger – but, to reward your patience I’m going to share with you, some clips I uploaded from my new favorite movie, Miss India: The Mystery.
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Dance Baby!
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Miss India borrowed some music – in this case from the major, motion picture, Titanic.
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A love song and some tiny, tiny shorts
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The plot to kill Lovleen is revealed. Sam got Anta to give Lovleen a poisoned cigarette. Luckily, she totally keeps her cool.
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The big, final dance number. I actually love this song and dance so much, I’ve vowed to learn the whole thing. (Seriously, ask Lars or Tawnya – I’ve already got the chorus bit down). And yes, that is Om Puri and no, I don’t know what he’s doing in this movie.
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