“Nagging wife, sausage help man win lottery” – Headline of the day
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Nagging wife helps man win lottery – Wonderful World- msnbc.com.
Ho Ho Ho-bag
I finally convinced Lars to get an artificial tree this Christmas. That was surprising enough, but him agreeing to the white, 2001 Space Odyssey edition? Totally mind blowing. It’s a little like staring into nuclear winter, but I kind of like it.
Dear Vacuum,
Fuck you! You died before I got to vacuum the living room floor and you gave me a blood blister. Eat shit and die, I hope you rot in hell, you stupid $40 piece of crap. I knew you wouldn’t last forever – and really a year isn’t so bad, but couldn’t you have waited [...]
Coverup
At my friend Mark’s behest, I’ve compiled a psychotically long list of my favorite cover songs. 1. Emmy the Great’s cover of Where is My Mind? is the only Pixies cover I’ve ever liked. 2. Despite they’re tre-iron-ique name, Dolorean’s cover of Elliott Smith’s The Biggest Lie is pretty gorgeous. 3. Antony’s version of Leonard [...]
State of the union
Work = Tropical fish tank. My new cubicle is a giant, wide-open horseshoe with my computer in the middle – with my back to all who pass by. Words cannot express the 900 levels of ick brought on by this kind of anti-feng shui. Home = Disheveled Body = Currently dumpy and though I haven’t [...]
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