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You all know I love watching The Hills, but these worthless hookers make more per half-an-hour episode than Lars and I make in a year –combined.
Even the 3rd-rate sidekicks who maybe utter two lines.
Our country is so fucked up. Seriously. There’s a problem here.
Shouldn’t someone who works with developmentally disabled adults make more than [...]

I keep a back-scratcher at my desk for days just like today.
Days when I’m stretched too thin, stressed out and overworked. Days when I can’t look coyly at the close friend next to me and command them to, “scratch.”
In the same category as good food and sex, a nice back scratch can put your whole [...]

Vacation was awesome. Seeing my family was beyond amazing, so why am I still in such a funk?
Huh? Seriously, I want to know.

I mean, Travis Barker?! Shit, yes.

Fear is a man’s best friend – Billy Bragg

Will gets pulled over by “the po-po.”

Ninja – La La Love you – Pixies

The New York Deli -North Miami Beach

Playing dress-up at Mom’s.  voulez vous – ABBA

Lars loves on Stanley & Walter’s mommy and sisters.

Impromptu swimming in our underwear.

Habaneros with Dad.

Will and Scrappy.

Scrappy, Rhett and Bitsy

Dad loves his [...]

We made it – thanks to my iron will and a 1/4 Xanax given to me by Carolyn, I didn’t have a John Lithgow-esqe breakdown on the EXTRAORDINARILY rough flight.
Things of note from the airport/plane experience.
1. At the gate there was a small boy carrying a fox pelt around his neck. It still had a [...]

1. Do you like cheese? I love cheese, both literal and metaphorical
2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No, but does shooting up between my toes count? JOKE
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, lots of them, actually. Just in case you were thinking of breaking in.
4. Your favorite song? Favorite song? ….Like, [...]

Wow – have I ever been in a bad mood. I really need my vacation (only three more days!)
As penance for my bad attitude and dirty mouth I will post some musical goodness.
First of all, I found some fanfrickingtastic mashups by A(plus)D. I usually hate mashups, but these are really well done, amusing and in [...]

Probably the best thing I can say about the film, Art School Confidential is that it didn’t reach out from my dvd player to stick a stiffened, un-lubed finger up my ass.
To say it’s a flawed, disjointed, bizarre film lacking any sense or meaning or humor or point, beyond that of self-obsessed, whiney, white-male entitlement [...]

They want to die – All of those people I was telling you about last week – you remember them? They are begging to be put our of their misery. BEGGING. Still.
After a cranky phone call with my old man, wherein he divulged his own job-dissatisfaction, I’ve decided that the best thing for us [...]