Ya’ know that class war I keep talking about? I think the time is now
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You all know I love watching The Hills, but these worthless hookers make more per half-an-hour episode than Lars and I make in a year –combined. Even the 3rd-rate sidekicks who maybe utter two lines. Our country is so fucked up. Seriously. There’s a problem here. Shouldn’t someone who works with developmentally disabled adults make [...]
I HEART THE SKIN FORK
I keep a back-scratcher at my desk for days just like today. Days when I’m stretched too thin, stressed out and overworked. Days when I can’t look coyly at the close friend next to me and command them to, “scratch.” In the same category as good food and sex, a nice back scratch can put [...]
Yep, still cranky
Vacation was awesome. Seeing my family was beyond amazing, so why am I still in such a funk? Huh? Seriously, I want to know.
Confirmation of my irrefutable hotness
I mean, Travis Barker?! Shit, yes.
Florida Trip in Pictures and Songs
Fear is a man’s best friend – Billy Bragg Will gets pulled over by “the po-po.” Ninja – La La Love you – Pixies The New York Deli -North Miami Beach Playing dress-up at Mom’s. voulez vous – ABBA Lars loves on Stanley & Walter’s mommy and sisters. Impromptu swimming in our underwear. Habaneros with Dad. [...]
Moon over Miami
We made it – thanks to my iron will and a 1/4 Xanax given to me by Carolyn, I didn’t have a John Lithgow-esqe breakdown on the EXTRAORDINARILY rough flight. Things of note from the airport/plane experience. 1. At the gate there was a small boy carrying a fox pelt around his neck. It still [...]
This blog is a robot in disquise (a survey – 50 things, you never cared to know about me)
1. Do you like cheese? I love cheese, both literal and metaphorical 2. Have you ever smoked heroin? No, but does shooting up between my toes count? JOKE 3. Do you own a gun? Yes, lots of them, actually. Just in case you were thinking of breaking in. 4. Your favorite song? Favorite song? ….Like, [...]
Because I’m so sweet
Wow – have I ever been in a bad mood. I really need my vacation (only three more days!) As penance for my bad attitude and dirty mouth I will post some musical goodness. First of all, I found some fanfrickingtastic mashups by A(plus)D. I usually hate mashups, but these are really well done, amusing [...]
Art School Cuntfidential – yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth
Probably the best thing I can say about the film, Art School Confidential is that it didn’t reach out from my dvd player to stick a stiffened, un-lubed finger up my ass. To say it’s a flawed, disjointed, bizarre film lacking any sense or meaning or humor or point, beyond that of self-obsessed, whiney, white-male [...]
Yankin’ my cranky
They want to die – All of those people I was telling you about last week – you remember them? They are begging to be put our of their misery. BEGGING. Still. After a cranky phone call with my old man, wherein he divulged his own job-dissatisfaction, I’ve decided that the best thing for us [...]
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