Working makes my blog look lazy
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I’ve been working alllll day and my brains were too tired to come up with something to write about on my own.
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The 5 most dangerous words in the world
are…”In the criminal justice system…” I swear to god – I hear those words and my Pavlovian response is to sink my ass deeper into the couch and stare. I used to be an original (“O.G.”) Law & Order purest, but lately I’ve been sucked (and I do mean sucked) into the bowels of that [...]
Why does my vagina force me to watch Steel Magnolias?
Seriously, I want to know. My brain thinks Steel Magnolias totally sucks. My brain knows that it’s emotional terrorism and that it has Sally Field in it – but, the power of the vagina is too strong. I can’t fight it. If Lars were home this would never happen. I would flip past and he [...]
Sometimes I relate to Tammy Pierce a little more than I should
Last night, during a retelling of the great “KYLE SECOR IS AT THE LIBRARY RIGHT NOW!” story – I described myself as being particularly Tammy Pierce-like. Specifically, just like Tammy Pierce in the excellent comic below. I think it was 1998-ish, Tawnya was working at the library when she called Angie to whisper (very intensely) [...]
Radio Lab (nerd alert)
Radio Lab has totally improved my life. If you enjoy listening to cute nerds talk about abstract science (and I know you do – because if you’re reading this we’re probably friends) – you’ll like this. Trust me Feel the love.
Stressy Bessy
I’ve been a total stress case today. Due to my bubble-headed, scatterbraininess I’ve found myself in situations both at work and home where I’ve really screwed-the-pooch, as they say. Blog etiquette prevents me from yapping at you about work, but I’ll just say this: I’m going INSANE. Home is another matter – I’m such an [...]
First comes hate
So there’s this waiter at MacCool’s that drives me up the wall. The first time we met he told me I couldn’t have a half-order of sweet potato fries, which was like total bullshit, because I’d ordered the same thing successfully before and I needs me some sweet potato fries. The second time, he forced [...]
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