How to Annoy me (title mercilessly stolen from dooce)
Spend $70,000 to sit in a room with George Bush.
Yesterday some rich bitches and their wives gathered at Mitt Romney’s palatial Deer Valley “vacation” home to give each other hand jobs, worship snakes and chug down the blood of some poor children they kidnapped from Pioneer Park, probably.
I mean, the paper says they were just “quietly raising money for John McCain.” Right. Just like I’m “quietly” raising an army of thugs and shit-kickers to wage class-warfare on these blue-haired, ol’ mummies who can’t think of something better to do with 70 grand.
HOLY SHIT DEVIL”S RAIN!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
1YAY! I love Devil’s Rain. You are the best.
2In related news, the helicopters yesterday scared the shit out of me and Sadie. I had no idea W was in town, so I just thought we were under siege or something.
“Right. Just like I’m “quietly” raising an army of thugs and shit-kickers to wage class-warfare on these blue-haired, ol’ mummies who can’t think of something better to do with 70 grand.”
3I love you forever for those words.