Spend $70,000 to sit in a room with George Bush.
Yesterday some rich bitches and their wives gathered at Mitt Romney’s palatial Deer Valley “vacation” home to give each other hand jobs, worship snakes and chug down the blood of some poor children they kidnapped from Pioneer Park, probably.
I mean, the paper says they were just [...]
When my brother was little he knew everything about sharks. At 3-years old he could identify any shark by it’s proper, fancy science-type name, pop off at least 10 facts about each type and quote the movie, Jaws – line for line from beginning to end.
I dedicate the following to him. (*Warning – there is [...]
Yesterday sucked so many balls. I left work a bit early to pick up my new bike. I thought it would be fun – I’d be home by 5 and have plenty of time to pedal around the neighborhood. When I got to the bike shop they told me they hadn’t finished my bike yet, [...]
My sister posted this photo on her Flickr account over the weekend and I had to blog about it because it captures exactly what it’s like to do any sort of “activity” with our dad.
Now, let me be clear – we love our papa, but when it comes to golfing, boating, shopping, eating [...]
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Word time Week 4 – what a face-twitching goofball
Originally uploaded by lateshoes
Go here now because it’s awesome and because I said so. Gah! And the horror – you can watch this thing in Full Screen Mode and make my head and lisp as big as a baboon’s ass.
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I rode a bike this weekend for the first time in 15 years… the anxiety of dicks thinking thoughts like these is what kept me off of them – but, those days are gone, assholes. I’m gonna ride my bike and I may even buy an ice-cream cone while I’m at it, you fucks.
I know I’m not the only almost-34 year-old to look at her current “lady” self and think, wow – at least I used to be cool…at least I hope I’m not.
It’s a funny thing to think, especially given that my “cool” window was both extremely debatable and also notably short. I was not cool in [...]
One head of cabbage (chopped)
One yellow squash (chopped)
One zucchini (chopped)
One clove of garlic (chopped)
2 thingies of organic chicken or veggie stock
Some chopped parsley and chives
1 BIG can of organic diced tomatoes
Salt, pepper and cayenne pepper to taste
Shredded parmesan cheese to sprinkle on top
*Optional for my meat eating readers- organic smoked sausage (chopped)
Dump everything in a [...]
Can’t. Stop. (*cough* *cough*) Coughing.
There has to be some point at which my my throat says to itself, “Tickling dryness? What tickling dryness?” It will say that and it will feel…I don’t know whatever normal throats feel like. It’s been awhile I’ve forgotten.
I just can’t wait for my throat to stop acting like this:
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