How to Annoy me (title mercilessly stolen from dooce)
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Spend $70,000 to sit in a room with George Bush. Yesterday some rich bitches and their wives gathered at Mitt Romney’s palatial Deer Valley “vacation” home to give each other hand jobs, worship snakes and chug down the blood of some poor children they kidnapped from Pioneer Park, probably. I mean, the paper says they [...]
Golfing with dad
My sister posted this photo on her Flickr account over the weekend and I had to blog about it because it captures exactly what it’s like to do any sort of “activity” with our dad. Now, let me be clear – we love our papa, but when it comes to golfing, boating, shopping, eating at [...]
It’s called, “soda” ya’ll!
[flickr video=2507218985 show_info=true w=240 h=180] Word time Week 4 – what a face-twitching goofball Originally uploaded by lateshoes Go here now because it’s awesome and because I said so. Gah! And the horror – you can watch this thing in Full Screen Mode and make my head and lisp as big as a baboon’s ass.
Some people just need to be donkey-punched
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lH687FW4a0&hl=en] I rode a bike this weekend for the first time in 15 years… the anxiety of dicks thinking thoughts like these is what kept me off of them – but, those days are gone, assholes. I’m gonna ride my bike and I may even buy an ice-cream cone while I’m at it, you fucks.
I used to be cool
I know I’m not the only almost-34 year-old to look at her current “lady” self and think, wow – at least I used to be cool…at least I hope I’m not. It’s a funny thing to think, especially given that my “cool” window was both extremely debatable and also notably short. I was not cool [...]
Immunity Soup
One head of cabbage (chopped) One yellow squash (chopped) One zucchini (chopped) One clove of garlic (chopped) 2 thingies of organic chicken or veggie stock Some chopped parsley and chives 1 BIG can of organic diced tomatoes Salt, pepper and cayenne pepper to taste Shredded parmesan cheese to sprinkle on top *Optional for my meat [...]
“DO IT LIVE!”
Can’t. Stop. (*cough* *cough*) Coughing. There has to be some point at which my my throat says to itself, “Tickling dryness? What tickling dryness?” It will say that and it will feel…I don’t know whatever normal throats feel like. It’s been awhile I’ve forgotten. I just can’t wait for my throat to stop acting like [...]
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