There are rules
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Your red, patten-leather “clutch” is not allowed to be bigger than my ass. There are rules.
Strange
If I ate tacos for lunch – why do my hands smell like a sandwich?
bathroom etiquette
If the woman in the stall next to you farts really loudly, does etiquette require that you remain politely in your stall until she leaves? Is it wrong that I marched straight out and through the mirror looked her directly in the eye as we washed our hands?
Just can’t get enough
Sometimes I wonder how pissed off the members of Joy Division and Depeche Mode would be if they knew how much their music made me giggle with delight. There was a time when I took the opening bass line of Transmission more seriously than my gigantic t-shirt collection and crunchy bangs. I would push play [...]
Crockblock
I have been such a bad blogger. I know this and honestly I’ve been trying to write for days. I kept coming up with titles, but finding myself staring and possibly drooling while watching the cursor blink and blink. This recent case of writer’s block has been as crippling as Bret Michaels’ head is bald. [...]
Tripple balls! -
When is it ever going to stop snowing, being cold and forcing my nipples to shrivel into rocks? Huh? When?! I really want to know. Double dumb ass on you, Utah! Double dumb ass on you.
Holy Balls! Is this really – honestly – finally happening??
Battlestar finally returns this week. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkYvXmD94e0&hl=en]
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