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Gah! Scar-Jo’s interpretation of this song, while reminding me not-so-fondly of Taylor Dayne and maybe even a touch of Shakespeare’s Sister also makes me question the existence of God.
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And now as it was intended. You know I couldn’t leave you hanging with that musical equivalent of an epic “beer shit” lingering in your ears.
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I just spent an hour picking off every fleck of nail polish, on both hands because I couldn’t just “live with the chip” on my thumbnail. Does that make me crazy?

Aamir Khan, or Khaaaaaaaaaan! as I like to call him.
Check him out as the lead in this super sassy “getting ready for the big cricket match” montage-of-power scene in Lagaan. It’s totally Eye-of-the-tiger-esque.
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And sassily flying kites with Nandita Das in the film Earth.
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And being painfully cuddly on this creepy “Inside the Actor’s Studio” rip-off..
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Tawnya,
You totally deserve having your name attached to a blog whose permanent url has the word, “fluballs” in it
Thanks for the germs.

I work in a bar in St. Anthony Idaho called the Silver “Fucking” Horseshoe.
I’m a barmaid. I say things like, “Another Bud, Bubba?” while Bubba wipes the sweat from his porcine neck, licks his lips and says, “Actually I’m a little hungry – how ’bout you ferr an appetizer? Heh heh.”
I want to kill Bubba. [...]

I was organizing my photos on Flickr, when I came upon this beauty. This face is expresses exactly what it felt like to have the job I did at the time.
There were certainly a few drawbacks to leaving that job behind – not seeing the very dear friends I made there as often is really [...]

Today’s redesign did not go easily. Note to self – do not attempt to relaunch page without uploading the new CSS.
Another note to self- do not attempt to redesign a website after recoding the brutal CSS of a Microsoft product.
All code and no ice cream sandwiches make Lateshoes a sad girl.
But, all is well now [...]

I’m sitting in bed with approximately 12 pillows crammed behind my back. I told Lars I was too delicate for things like weeding and yard work and all that bending-at-the-waist crap. But, did he listen?
No.
Now the muscles at the base of my spine are seized up tighter than Dick Cheney’s ass.

Flight of the Conchords