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I know that other-people’s dreams are about as interesting as watching Tom Cruise trim his toenails, buuuuuuuut…. I’m sorry, I just have to share. I promise I’ll be brief, but these types of random, ludicrous, disturbing dreams are truly rare enough to warrant discussion. I mean, after this one, I’m not so sure I won’t [...]

I can’t bare to have another “account” somewhere, so I’m giving Twitter “the website” a thumbs-down, while giving Twitter, the concept a thumbs up.
So here goes:
Can there be such a thing as a “better-than-sex” tuna steak?

Dear Wal-Mart,
When you suck the devil’s scrotum, does he even say, “thank you” ?
Sincerely,
Tracy

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It’s not enough to call this a well-written/ well delivered speech. I spent yesterday morning completely enveloped in the content – in the importance of embracing a leader who is unafraid to “go there”  (just like Degrassi: the Next Generation).
This speech was not a safe – it was not what we expected and it wasn’t [...]

Big Joe’s Polka Show is just about the best thing ever broadcast on television and I will forever be indebted to Kelly & Shannon for sharing their satellite t.v. and this show with us.

Behold Big Joe and…The Polka Nuts.
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You can’t even act like you don’t want to rock out to this.

What kind of “friends” decide to call into work on the same day – and not tell me before I’m sitting at my desk?
Huh?
I mean, really – I ask you.
Sheesh! Pah! Harumph!
As Stephanie Judith Tanner would say,
“How rude!”

This is an older picture of my sister with Stanley & Walter’s sister…and it’s really cracking me up right now.
Enjoy.

If you spend three hours of your day helping someone with something they keep insisting they don’t need help with, but for some reason won’t let you leave  – and at the end of the three hours when you politely bow out by saying,
“Well, if you need help with anything or if you have anymore [...]

I’m still not feeling particularly loquacious, so more “show and tell” type blogging is what you get – and you’ll like it too.
Right now I’m obsessively painting some “art” for my living room – well, not right now, right now I’m at work, but you know what I mean. Our living room has had plain-Jane [...]