5 years a’ this mug on the internet (2004 – present) …(creepy)
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I really want to be negative right now
The Wire Positive spin: Lars and I are finally caught up with the current season. We watched 5 episodes in a row last night alone – (It’s like crack, what do you want from me?) Negative spin: Omar?! Really? But, I… but… really? Driving Positive spin: Having my own car is totally convenient. Negative spin: [...]
Anger Management
Today really tested the limits of my patience. It started out nicely enough. As of this morning I’ve lost 18lbs and despite the oh….million more I’ve got to go, I’m pretty encouraged that I can keep this up. So that’s the good news. Now, for the other stuff. I should warn you that precipice for [...]
Poor Mr. “Prezbo”
The Wire, season 4 is kicking my ass – and showing me some major Omar-ding-dong. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FEM3_LGGt8&rel=1]
Scar-Jo Blows
I can’t stand Scarlett Johansson. Maybe it’s because I feel let down – having absolutely loved her in Ghost World and Lost in Translation. Based on those performances I expected dignity and sass, smarts and talent and instead she served up a steaming heap of smug, self-satisfaction and an ever present placid mug of smirkiness. [...]
Dear Throat,
I would be ever so grateful if you could just stop scratching, stinging and generally annoying me. I’ve had enough of your coughing and your wheezing and general resistance to that whole swallowing thing. Your “pal,” Tracy
Omar to Omar
Omar (my Macbook) -yeah, I’m talking about that bitch again…he’s finally home from his long stay at Macdocs where he received a new Logic Board. Yikes! Thanks Applecare for picking up the check on that jacked up bit of guts you stuck inside my computer. And now the original Omar. Please do enjoy a clip [...]
Old Navy’s hollow apology
Dear Tracy, Thank you for your e-mail regarding our Women’s Plus line. After much evaluation, and as difficult a decision as it was, we have removed the Women’s Plus line from all of our Old Navy stores. Please accept our sincere apologies for any disappointment this may cause you. However, we continue to carry Women’s [...]
Dear Old Navy!
Wow. Old Navy can truly suck it. Here’s my letter: To Whom it may concern, I am a “big girl” and I have shopped at your store for several years. I usually find that some of your XL tops fit me perfectly and I’ve been wearing your size 16 or 18 jeans depending on the [...]
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