I honestly think – after many long cycles of entertainment, I’m going to have to give Ty Tyra Banks and America’s Next Top Model the fucking boot. It’s not so much that she kicked off my favorite contestant or even that all 4 of the remaining contestants are the most retarded, phony assholes I’ve ever [...]
Rasterbator
I now know exactly how my brother-in-law made that totally sweet, wall-sized poster of those nice ladies kissing. I think I’d be more inclined to print out this David Bowie picture myself – but, yeah that’s just me.
What would you rasterbate?
It fits! Thank you Gap! Now start carrying your XXL sizes in your stores. That is all.
So, last week, after seeing my beautiful and pregnant friend Melissa’s new maternity coat from the Gap, I decided to look at the Gap online for a similar coat. (While I do lack a certain amount of pride– straight up jacking my friend’s coat is just beyond the pale – even if my self image [...]
After the day I had – I really just wanted to crawl into a ball and cry myself to sleep. It really wasn’t that bad and if I were in the mood to be honest with myself I would admit that at least 80 percent of my bad day is my own fault: I was [...]
Shhh! We’ll pretend I only spent these 2 dollars and not the sheshem-hunnin-sumpin I spent at Ikea this afternoon. We’ve still got a few things to buy and a few things to set up, but stay tuned for pictures of our actually livable living room and bedroom in the very near future.
I graduated the summer before hurricane Andrew hit south Florida, but it looks exactly the same in this video. So, yeah – take a peak at my hood. I totally used to be a host for B-TV (Bronco Television). Weird.
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Stolen from Evil Pink Cupcake!
1. Who is your man?
I can’t really claim ownership, but my sweetheart is the one and only, Lawrence Duke Medley III.
2. How long have you been together?
Since 2001. Almost 7 years.
3. How long did you date?
4 years before we got hitched. though we “lived in sin” for 3 of those.
4. How [...]
Live from Lars’ parent’s house in St. George.
It’s 12:58 and we’ve finally settled in after a drive that can only be described as butt-raping hell. I know – I know – we were on the road too, but, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dude. We should have known when the whole evening began with some sleazy dude, parking across [...]
