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Rasterbator I now know exactly how my brother-in-law made that totally sweet, wall-sized poster of those nice ladies kissing. I think I’d be more inclined to print out this David Bowie picture myself – but, yeah that’s just me. What would you rasterbate?
Success!
It fits! Thank you Gap! Now start carrying your XXL sizes in your stores. That is all.
Who do I have to blow to get a cute winter coat?
So, last week, after seeing my beautiful and pregnant friend Melissa’s new maternity coat from the Gap, I decided to look at the Gap online for a similar coat. (While I do lack a certain amount of pride– straight up jacking my friend’s coat is just beyond the pale – even if my self image [...]
No good, very bad day
After the day I had – I really just wanted to crawl into a ball and cry myself to sleep. It really wasn’t that bad and if I were in the mood to be honest with myself I would admit that at least 80 percent of my bad day is my own fault: I was [...]
Duhhhh
Too tired to write, too dumb to care. Enjoy this cuteness instead.
Thrift Store Finds
Shhh! We’ll pretend I only spent these 2 dollars and not the sheshem-hunnin-sumpin I spent at Ikea this afternoon. We’ve still got a few things to buy and a few things to set up, but stay tuned for pictures of our actually livable living room and bedroom in the very near future.
My High School “Livin’ La Vida Loca”
I graduated the summer before hurricane Andrew hit south Florida, but it looks exactly the same in this video. So, yeah – take a peak at my hood. I totally used to be a host for B-TV (Bronco Television). Weird. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7MYRnIw318&rel=1]
29 things about Lars
Stolen from Evil Pink Cupcake! 1. Who is your man? I can’t really claim ownership, but my sweetheart is the one and only, Lawrence Duke Medley III. 2. How long have you been together? Since 2001. Almost 7 years. 3. How long did you date? 4 years before we got hitched. though we “lived in [...]
Tagsgiving!
Live from Lars’ parent’s house in St. George. It’s 12:58 and we’ve finally settled in after a drive that can only be described as butt-raping hell. I know – I know – we were on the road too, but, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, dude. We should have known when the whole evening began with some sleazy dude, parking [...]















