1. Who was the last person you slept in a bed with?Lars
2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?this crazy diner called Smitty’s in Idaho Falls
3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?some really, really, really crappy wine I bought in a Rexburg grocery store just because I could
4. How many [...]
When I first started watching Big Love, I had no idea what to expect – At first I was prudishly put off by all the husband-sharing and gratuitous polygamist bang-bang… but, most of all – I was off put by how many times the camera found its way to Bill Paxton’s naked butt.
Bill has [...]
First 7 months of 2007:
1. Have you had your birthday yet?Nope
2. Are you with [...]
I just spent half an hour adding things to my Netflix queue and rating movies and I realized something. I think I give away that 5 star rating way too easily.
Today, I read Harry Potter and the Death Hallows from beginning to end. I started around 1 am, fell asleep at three, woke up – read. Took a shower – read – and by 7:30 p.m. I knew the fate of You-know-who, countless Death Eaters, Muggles, centaurs, goblins, snakes, werewolves, Ministry of Magic whosie-whatsits, owls, [...]
So, after the second full day of working my new job I can honestly say – holy shit! Do they really expect me to work like this all the time? I would suspect their answer is, yes, those motherflippers. Those wonderful, glorious motherflippers.
Interestingly – I don’t mind. I worked my chubby buttocks off all day, [...]
THE MuthaTruckin’ Hills Returns August 13.
“Cos, ya’ know…you mean so much to me.” Awesome.
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Do you remember the time you told me – ah, fuck it, what’s the point?
Dear readers,
In honor of my new (old) car and my new (new) job – yes, I got a new job- (one that won’t make me sick) – I am creating a double-disc, musical mix that will blow your friggin’ mind. Do [...]
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When polygamy is legal – Keith, me and Lars are going to be a family.
