Another Myspace Survey
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1. What is your Dad’s name?Mack-daddy 2. What body part do you hate?the parts that make allergies happen 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?Gross 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?Let me think…no. I thought about making out in a movie theatre, but I was too busy having sex. [...]
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Car Shopping is hard
Seriously. I don’t have enough time to tell the whole “car salesman” story right now, but UGH. I’m sure the experience would be different if we had tons of money to burn, but we don’t so it makes it much more scary and daunting. In other news, my face is peeling like I’ve got a [...]
Beth Ditto couldn’t be cooler
The first time I saw the Gossip, they were opening for Sleater-Kinney in Denver in 2000. They were mind blowing, inspiring and I shouldn’t have to say that seeing a chubby girl up on stage *killing it* totally changed my life. Beth has a hell of a voice and more presence than any other modern [...]
Myspace Survey
1. Spell your first name backwards:ycart 2. Story behind your myspace display name?werz born with it 3. What month were you born in?Not August, not yet October 4. Where do you live?on a street, in a house DESCRIBE YOUR: 6. Toothbrush:orange 7. Jewelry worn daily:engagement ring and weddin’ band 8. Pillow cover right now?cowgirls 9. [...]
Saving Veronica Mars (Mars bars for Mars)
Okay, I realize that I’m totally gay for this show, but – today is the last day to contribute in the “Annoy Dawn Ostroff until she agrees to put Veronica Mars back on the air” campaign. Given the recent success found by fans of “Jericho” (they sent a gozillion lbs. of peanuts to CBS and [...]
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The Lesbian Patrol
So, on our first attempt at “girls night karaoke” we wanted to try this fantastic looking dive-bar called Frankie & Johnnies. It should have been a sign to us that as we were getting out of the car two, toothless hillbillies were exiting the joint. We walked in and it was honestly like in movies [...]
What-the-fuck-ever: STD Receptacle Released from Prison after 3 days
I am outraged they’ve let that filthy, drunk-driving, slapper out of prison, but I can’t say I’m surprised. A supposed and undisclosed “medical condition” is to blame for her early release. Um, excuse me, but since when is utter-human worthlessness a “medical condition?” She will now serve 40 days house arrest. I no longer believe [...]
When the world ends
At work again, watching Big Love illegally on a tiny screen in the corner of my monitor. There’s something so wonderful in being sneaky. In smiling at my boss, clicking away – isbn after bloody isbn – all while watching Bill Paxton’s naked ass. It’s satisfying. I’m pulling one over on you, work – you [...]
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