Holy. Frak.

March 26, 2007

I’m too tired to get into it, but Battlestar’s season finale just blew my mind. Like totally.

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Bill O’Reilly Needs to Be Kicked in the Balls

March 21, 2007

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O’Reilly is such a poogina.

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How cute is this?

March 20, 2007
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Yuck -America’s Next Top Gumby

March 18, 2007

I have to agree with Melissa here… she looks like she’s got a lolipop peg-leg and her waist is the width of my upper arm. Gross.
Also…am I alone in thinking Jaslene needs a “junk check?”

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What goes around, bitches

March 12, 2007

Aside from Scar-Jo being annoying as shit in everything she’s been in since Ghost World – and this video generally being silly as hell… the song is kind of “the shit.” I’m not embarrassed to say that I’ve listened to it about 50 times today. Damn that little J.T. can sing like a motherfucker.
P.S. Tawnya [...]

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Grrrlfriends

March 12, 2007

I had the busiest weekend ever…but, in the best possible way. Friday night -Kelly came over for dinner. Saturday we saw 300 with Tawnya, Ned and Agnes – then went to a game party at my friend Krissy’s house. My other friend, Carolyn brought her Nintendo Wii and I can safely say that I both [...]

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The Infamous Note from "Alien Head" that my mom photocopied and gave to his parents (click images to enlarge)

March 10, 2007

The awesomeness of this note can hardly be expressed. Is he saying he loves Prince there at the end? I’m still not sure and for the record I have no memory of what “K. K-ing” is supposed to mean.My mom found this note in my backpack, photocopied it, called his parents and our Bishop to [...]

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Just in case you didn’t believe me when I said I’ve loved Kiefer Sutherland for 20 years

March 10, 2007

Of course I spelled his name wrong – which is either cute or further evidence that children should never learn to spell phonetically. (click image to enlarge)

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Because scanners are fun – Diary 1988

March 10, 2007

Oh! Merry Christmas…and I’d like to ask God to help me with my Math again. (Click the image to enlarge)

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Because scanners are fun – Diary 1987

March 10, 2007

So, now we know that in spite of being a self-righteous, little homophobe – I totally knew the true meaning of friendship. What a tight-ass. (click image to enlarge).

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