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Don’t you want to use your News and Media skills in the U.S. Navy???
Nice try, fuckers. I saw Private Benjamin!!

I want to compose a list, if only to show that I actually do indeed still exist. I haven’t been able to blog. I would say it’s because I have no time, but that wouldn’t exactly be true. I’ve made time for nothing besides the minimal 40-yard stare into my computer screen at work and [...]

I very rarely find cause to criticise Keith Olbermann, but last night…his story about 24 being some tool of right-wing propaganda made me wonder if KO hasn’t been drinking some of O’Reilly’s alarmist juice. (That was much grosser than I meant) 24 is a television show…yes, it airs on the FOX network, yes, it’s about [...]

Jesus. On some level I’m grateful that we were able to sell enough cds and find enough loose change to actually pay all of our bills and mortgage for the month…on the other hand…. okay, I’m still grateful, but would it have killed one of those white-belt wearing haircuts at the CD store to give [...]

I would really prefer not going into details, but lets jut say that last night I suffered a self-esteem blow akin to a pat on the head and a reassuring “Oh you poor dear” speech. I applied for a job – a job that I really wanted…that seemed the perfect fit and opportunity to get [...]

So, in settling into my new haircut…I’ve decided that I hate it. It’s not that it’s so bad, but my hair really needs a lot of layering and whatnot in order to not look like a frizzy poo-wig and now officially…after washing it with shampoo that regular humans can afford…it’s officially stupid. It’s officially a [...]

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Tawnya has been my best friend for…uh, 13 years now and tomorrow is her 32nd birthday. So, far, besides the saggier tits and eye-wrinkles, I’ve really liked being 32 and I hope she does too. The first night I can remember hanging out with Tawnya was the summer she graduated highschool, 1993. She came over [...]

Jack Bauer’s Man-purse filled with guns and knives and probably tampons Originally uploaded by lateshoes.
Kiefer’s Man-bag on Season 5 of 24 makes me ovulate.

In 1977 my family lived in Khorramshar, Iran. I always knew that we lived in Iran when I was young, but couldn’t remember where exactly. This year for Christmas, I transferred my parent’s 8mm Home-Movies to DVD and with the help of some amazing footage of Iran; pre-Revolution, pre-hostage crisis, pre-Saddam, my father revealed that [...]