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In a sad, but heartwarming effort to get over the fact that FOX network douchebags forced DailyMotion.com to remove streaming episodes of 24 from their site… I’m so close to being done with 3rd season, a-holes!!….where was I? Oh yeah, in an effort to get over that soul-crushing disruption I’ve decided to talk about make-up [...]

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Dear Bitchy Cat,
I never thought I’d meet a bitchier cat than your sister Io, but then you came along and taught me what it was like to truly rule the bitchiverse. I love you and all your bitchy-cat ways. Happy [...]

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I had a dream last night where I was forced to work at some mega-grocery store (no doubt leftover bristly feelings from yesterday’s grocery shopping experience), but I also had to live there. Anyway, they wouldn’t let my dogs come inside [...]

A couple of things: One, someone has definitely put the evil-eye on Lars. He is having the worst month in the world. First, about a month ago he got this evil cold/flu thing after we went bowling. What started as a mild hurty throat turned into full-blown viral ick. About two weeks into his black [...]

She looks like my winking Western Barbie, after I busted out her winking eye lid and fed it to the dog.I think at this point I’d honestly rather see pictures of her Picasso-esque moose-knuckle.

I have to say that our president is acting like a complete disgrace. “I won’t be rushed.” That’s what he says while soldiers are dying in Iraq? Fucking petulant child.