I haven’t shaved my legs in like 5 days and while oddly liberating (well, it liberates about 5 minutes of my “getting ready” time in the morning) it has this way of making me feel like my shower didn’t take or something. Like the hair on my legs captures the body filth and lovingly migrates [...]
Forgive me while I squee at Linkio DeStinkio kicking the shit out of Matt Damon for a second.Not that I hate Matt Damon and/or particularly love Linkio…but, because I saw The Departed over the weekend and if Matt Damon’s character didn’t get his fanny whooped but good…there would have been a riot in the theatre.I [...]
I don’t know how to start this and realize I may regret even writing about this, not that I’ve ever been too shy about posting personal information about myself, but some things, I’ve kept relatively off limits. I know what you’re thinking… “what the fuck hasn’t this bitch yacked about on this site?” …but, trust [...]
WTF, A? (Text speak translation: What the fuck, ASSHOLES?) Are you kidding me? You cut off the last ten minutes of Veronica Mars…start King of motherfrakking Queens at 8:52, cut-out again, only to come back with the beginning of King of Ass yet again, lest anyone miss a bloody second of that hunk of balls [...]
My best friend Angie is getting married tomorrow. If you know Angie and how utterly embarrassed she can get by just about anything related to typical human activity…you can only slightly imagine how hilarious and heartwarming it’s been watching her plan a wedding.She hates conformity…..hates fancy….hates make-up….hates all things girlie, so watching her navigate the [...]
A whole week without blogging makes Tracy a dull girl. Especially since her good friend Jimi sent her a great blogging inspiration book for her birthday. Last week I decided that I was actually going to work at work and write my 4 stories per week totally at home while balancing awesome new seasons [...]
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