Dane Cook needs to get the fuck away from me.
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Why am I suddenly seeing this (to quote my friend Clayton) “Asspock” everywhere all of the sudden? Why is he in my fucking face every 15 seconds? Why did he have an HBO series? Why is he the lead in a movie? Who is this fuck? He’s no Ryan Reynolds, is all I’m saying. He’s [...]
"Everyone fits in a box"
Something said by “the Bobs” when they came back with their recommendations for the library.
Tracy plays with iMovie instead of doing her job
Get this video and more at MySpace.com In case you can’t watch the myspace version, I’ve uploaded a youtube one.
K.O.’d
Keith Olbermann gave yet another “special comment” last night and as scathing as the others have been, this was bar far his most furious. If you missed it, please watch it or read the transcript here.For some Keith crossed the line last night. Even the ladies of Either Relevant or True expressed, with trepidation that [...]
Lying Down Gives the Brain More Victory Juice
So much writing. It’s really taking its toll. I’m starting to feel like when those kids get all their juice sucked out by aliens in “Strange Invaders,” starring Paul LaMatt. I’m in the middle of a piece right now, but promised myself I would be more faithful to my own blog from now on, so [...]
Have you seen this BUFFY?
Did I lend this to you? Did you steal it from me? I’m missing my first season dvds and it’s starting to really tick me off. I’ve looked everywhere and have on more than one occassion over the past week “gotten teary” in its absense. Please help. If you find her, please let her know [...]
President Clinton Gets Feisty with Fox News
UPDATE: The puss-factory otherwise known as the FOX News channel has had all clips of this interview totally removed from the internet. I haven’t checked to see if it’s available at the actual FOX channel yet and I’m not even sure I want to give their site a hit, by checking it out. If you [...]
Final Destination 3 is the everliving shit!
ANTM is back in full shim/herm attack
Last night’s return of America’s Next Top Model did not disappoint. Nearly all of the contestants are revolting; ranging somewhere between physically disgusting and personality challenged (i.e. fucking annoying, like, if she flashes that “goat” sign one more time I’m going to hunt her down and pluck out her squinty eyes and kick her down [...]
Didn’t I (Blow your mind)?
I’ll admit it, for about 13 minutes in 1996 I had a really big crush on Ben Affleck and perhaps it was the embarrassment of that crush that led me to refer to him as either “Asslick” or “AFLACK!!” (like the insurance duck) for close to 8 years now…but, I’m just going to say that [...]
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