Daydreaming
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I should be doing work right now and I really plan on it, I swear. It would help if I could stop daydreaming about the stupid Macbook. (Shh! don’t tell it, I said that). I just want to love it and kiss it and type on it. If loving the Macbook is wrong, I don’t [...]
Your mother never should have pooped you out
Since I’m on the mega-rag of all mega-rags, I have no intention of doing any work today. I’ve been reading crazy shit on IMDB about the Omen III, which I watched last night before going to bed. First, let me say that the Omen III sucks major balls and wimps out every time it’s about [...]
One a’ them survey thingies
1. FIRST NAME? Tracy 2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I can’t remember, I don’t think so. I think my mom just wanted a name that couldn’t be shortened. Of course she then proceeded to call my “Tray” my whole life. “Tray” and “Fred” (because I had/have “Fred Flintstone toes”). Thanks mom. 3. WHEN DID [...]
Son of a bitch!
I’m getting pissed off like a child right now because I still have no sound on Youtube when I use Firefox and nothing at all when I use IE… AND myspace decided like, at the most inconvenient time ever to upgrade all their videos to FLASH 9…and I only have FLASH 8 and no “administrative [...]
BSG 3
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I’d rather be fat than be confused
It’s been one of those weeks. We have about 8 bucks in the bank (that’s after selling a bunch of cd’s…again). Yes, poor us. Inspired by (if you laugh, I will hunt you down and beat you until you cry out of your butt)…”Oprah’s Debt Diet” we decided to take a relentless look at our [...]
This is what work is like
Since this little prick seems to love himself, I thought I’d add an article to his collection
It seems that Salt Lake, American Idol contestant, Daniel “DJ” Boyd has been indicted for producing child pornography, having sex with a 14 year old girl and making some of the crappiest music ever posted on myspace. This dude loves himself so much he has TWO myspace pages. On this one, you can donate to [...]
So, my sister is playing dog poker with me now…
I’m going for a record (& have you ever seen tongues cuter than the tongues of my dogs?)
I’ve listened to Hall & Oates, “Maneater” 38 times in a row so far and there’s really no stopping me at this point. I’m sorry, but the opening bass line is the ever-living shit.I’m already lusting over the next pair of skates I want to get. I’m totally embarrassed, but like, ok…I do need the [...]















