Roller Boogie
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So, me and Angie and Tawnya went skating at the park last night. Tawnya took pictures…they’ll have to wait until next week because she hasn’t uploaded them yet, but I can tell you that there’s one where I look like I’m doing the robot, which only makes me wish I really were doing the robot, [...]
Craigslist of ick
For most things, Craigslist is awesome. Tawnya just found like the raddest apartment in SLC there…and I’ve found things that if I had any money at all…I definitely would have gotten.BUTThe personals! Holy. Moly.Admitedly, I’m a personals junky, but this might actually break the habit. Check this shit.************************************************* We are a married couple looking for [...]
Yeah, I’ve been an ignore-y, little bitch this week…so what
For those of you who don’t know how boring my job is, I won’t bore you with describing it…just know that the words “fiscal year” are involved and…hey! WAKE UP!… Anyway, yeah so the end of the fiscal year doth approach and that means that Tracys have to do workies like a big girl. Look, [...]
Is Mitt the shit?
My latest New West article is probably the most boring thing I’ve ever written, but it’s stirring up some bible hurling down in the message area.Word.
Roller Skates
So, I finally ordered some roller skates today. As Tom Cruise would say, “Much love” to Tawnya, who took tremendous pity on my poorness and got me a gift card…Woot! Tawnya! It took me forever to decide which ones I would get. The pair I really want are RIDICULOUSLY expensive. The Riedell 122′s! They’re like [...]
An Inconvenient Truth
Click Here to put this video in your profile! Whether you’re still in denial that global warming is real or you believe it, but haven’t really thought about what it’s going to mean for our planet in the very near future…you should see this film. And also, I would like to start a petition to [...]
Doggie haircuts and The Turtle
To see more haircuts, more Turtle and Io sitting in a tree…go here.
Where have all the purse dogs gone?
Tinks?….Bit-Bit? Where are you?I realize that Britney pooped out that kid and she only has two arms, but whatever happened to her “beloved” chihuahua, Bit-Bit? And Paris Hilton has been extra busy being ugly, slutty and worthless these days, but, doesn’t she care at all for little Tinkerbell?… and what about the even smaller one [...]
Dear Brit Brit,
First of all, I really think you need to fire the assistant who didn’t make it clear to you that Matt Lauer would be interviewing you ON CAMERA. Then, I would make post haste with the “letting go” of your make up person, hair “do-er” and clothes picker-out-er. I realize that providing jobs for the [...]
Even if you gained 75 lbs….
I would still love you.That’s what Michael Fraker said to me in 1990. He called me once to play the Depeche Mode song, “Somebody” in my ear. I’m not sure if he meant for the “I hope you fucking die” sentiment part at the end of the song for me, or if he never really [...]
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