I want to show you a picture of my new (old) car, but I can’t because my camera is full of pictures and I haven’t made a disc of them yet and I’m already bummed that I deleted some pictures that I thought I had on disc, but really didn’t…Including the cutest picture I took [...]
I want the universe to eat shit and die right now. Maybe I picked the wrong time to re-read The Catcher in the rye and The SCUM manifesto.
OLBERMANN WATCH…. I got name-checked and it’s cracking me up. I’ve never been called a “libnut” before, but I’m starting to like it. Mr. RCox (I could really make an immature joke there) will however have to stand in line behind my grandmother if he wants to talk to me about my use of profanity [...]
And I don’t mean that in some sort of philosophical, “Man, I’m an ice princess” sort of way. I mean it very literally. The library, my office, my desk is clocking in at a cool 45 degrees right now. Construction brings with it all sorts of tiny quirks that make it almost impossible for me [...]
I finally found Laura Lee’s mug-shot posted on some “conservative” douchebag’s blog who wished he had a “Stupid Activist tricks” section to put her story in. Yuck. Yuck. Look motherfucker…my sis-in-law is a grifter and a con-artist, okay…if you’re going to write about her…at least get her profession right.
The new MacBooks have arrived and I’ve been ever so good this year. Ever so good.Look at the black one…isn’t it nice? It would go ever so well with the black video ipod, wouldn’t it? I think it would also look very swell with that Samsung A900 phone you’ve been wanting to get me too. [...]
Yeah, it pretty much sucks sweaty goat balls…but, like in a good way. Brad Pitt, who, let’s face it, hasn’t been good in anything since Kalifornia (“Put yer’ titty back up Aay-delle!”…AWESOME) is like a walking, talking, man-sized dildo. You know the kind? The creepy “life-like” dildos with like veins and shit? Well, imagine if [...]
So, Friday night Lars and I were watching Keith Olbermann as we always do when the “Worst Person in the World” segment came on and the words, “but today’s worst person in the world is Laura Lee Medley…”Say what?Here is the course my brain took:Hey, weird…Keith just said our last name.Laura Lee is like Lorelie.That’s [...]
Seth at Pajiba did an awesome write up of the season finale , Lars and I are only two episodes away from having rewatched the entire season sans UPN breaks and commercials and I’ve now read at least 105 pages of TWOP forum chatter. TWOP forums are a strange vortex to find youself in. Most [...]
