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I’m in my mom’s home office in West Palm Beach, typing on a computer with like the hugest windows I’ve ever seen. I do believe my mom is going blind.Let me give this piece of advice; if you have to fly somewhere, do whatever it takes, including sucking the cock of a crack-hobo to make [...]
3hive
I’ve been obsessing over this website for two days now. There is really nothing like a wellspring of new music to get you to do your job.New favorites that I plan on spending money I don’t have on:Eiffel Tower, Katie the Pest, Envelopes, a Guided By Voices record I don’t have, a 50 Ft. Wave [...]
"You ate my dildo"
At least I think that’s what I said. Last night is pretty much a blur because the 3 and a half hours sleep I got before waking up for work this morning, really weren’t enough. Chubby Bunny played at Monk’s last night to a crowd of like 4 people by the time all was said [...]
I’m just so very fucking busy
This week has been a whirlwind of craziness. I would get into it, but that would involve staying at work longer than 4:15 on a Friday and we all know that ain’t happening. I will say that my bus driver was fucking drunk this morning. He roared passed my stop with five people waiting, realizing [...]
Ahhh sex offenders…
Yeah, just counting the sex offenders that live on my “walk to the bus” route. 14 in total. 4 of them live across the street from me in this crappy apartment complex everyone on our street hates. The 4 of them have committed between them: Rape, 10 counts of forcible sodomy on a minor, aggravated [...]
Yesterday, the Day after tomorrow never dies
I am a sucker for disaster movies…I love them. All of them. Well, okay, I don’t like the Towering Inferno because it’s really boring, but in general disaster movies are the shit.I watched The Day after Tomorrow starring Jake Gyllenhaal and “QUAID!”, Dennis Quaid over the weekend and despite that fact that it was total [...]
If you haven’t had enough of me….
As if my yammering here weren’t enough. You can now read my weekly column on New West: Salt Lake City.
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