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This week has been ever so long and I have been shamefully neglectful of you. Me so sorry. First, let me say that I’ve been dreadfully boring and pissy for most of the week and therefore would not have been very good company anyway, right? I mean, am I right? I think I’m right about [...]
Where’s the money Lebowski?
I am so fucking cranky right now, I hesitate to even try to blargh. What’s got me down, you ask? Oh, you mean besides the weight of crushing emotional, financial, and jobi-cal responsibilities? Well, not much except there really isn’t any good tv on tonight and really, right now, alls I want is Scotch and [...]
Doggie porn starring Walter and his sisters ((eewwww)) (but cute)
Walt is the one in the panties. Bonnie is the rapist and Lola is the little blonde. Get this video and more at MySpace.com
I can’t help myself, I’m a total LoVe-shipper, dog.
I think the montage with the Britney Spears soundtrack is flippin’ hawt!Logan and Veronica 4 eva!
She dropped it ! (Yes, I’m piping in much after the fact)
I’ve been scolded for not announcing the “arrival” of Suri Cruise yet…and I must say I’m even slightly disappointed with myself. Let’s just say, I had the back-from-vacation “blahs” yesterday and leave it at that.Suri (what an odd name for a basketball), after gestating in her mother’s womb for somewhere around 13 months was born [...]
Ride the tiger
I’m back at work this morning and I can barely muster the will to write this blog. I just keep staring at the work on my desk thinking, wow, is this really what I have to do 40 hours a week?And, it is.I honestly can’t believe I even rolled in here today. I just keep [...]
A mobile phone conversation with my husband
“Hey honey, whatcha doin?” “I’m just driving around through the slushy rain. It’s 36 fucking degrees. What are you doin?” “Sitting on the beach, drinking beer out of a sippy cup.” “You’re fucking kidding me.” “Nope. I’m taking pictures to prove it.”















