Fucking Marc Jacobs and his fucking handbags
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I’m obsessed with this goddamn handbag. It retails between $550 and $1000. A) I don’t have that kind of money and B) I’m fairly certain that Lars would have my head if I even dreamt of spending more than 30 bucks on a purse. But, I’m ob-fucking-sessed. I love it. I covet it. I haven’t [...]
If I knew how to add pulsing hearts, I would
I found this really retarded site this morning called Olbermannwatch, which claims to keep its ever watchful eye on (boyfriend to the Medley household) Keith Olbermann. They call him things like “KO” and “Krazy Keith” and I can only imagine how fucking hilarious Keith himself might find such a site.Keith Olbermann is everything America needs [...]
Support local artists!
My friend Anita, who is an amazing artist, has just finished her website. Go there, buy things!! Look, you can even buy me naked!! I had this conversation with my friend and co-worker Lisa about people we know who are able to make their living doing something they love. I mean, what would it be [...]
Whatta guy!
Tom apparently got Katie an ipod to help her keep quiet during her “silent birth.”This story is a little hard for me to take since, I can’t imagine that Katie wouldn’t already have her own ipod, but whatever. Tom Cruise is a dirty old man who knocked up a pretty, young girl to prove to [...]
Dear little L. Ron Cruise, come out so I can get to work
1:53 pmToday has been a totally weird day. This morning I woke up late from a dream where my office was covered in ice and I had to slide down an ice-slide to get to my desk. My head was pounding so I took 4 ibuprofen and drank a glass of water to no avail. [...]
Pizza rolls are the devil’s testicles
My insides are burning. My stomach is turning over on itself and the taste, despite two pieces of gum will not get out of my mouth.They always seems like a good idea, but they do me wrong, man…they do me wrong. First of all…the gummy outer-crust promises pizza goodness until you bite down. No matter [...]
A photo essay in two parts entitled, "Bangs: one girl’s frustrating struggle with impatience"
"frieeeeeeeeend"
Tawnya and Angie are coming home today. That is all.
Bah!
It’s currently 20 degrees at my desk and I’m dressed like a fucking bag lady.
Democratic Cock-is
Lars and I attended the Democratic caucus for our district last night, where we met a host of hilarious characters, i.e. our fellow “liberal, commie-pinko, hippie” neighbors.Despite my own liberal-commie-ism it’s always been hard for me to attend, join or otherwise be herded into any sort of group or group function. It’s just not in [...]
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