I finally have access to the world….
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But, I’m afraid it’s already too late for my sanity. I want to throw a tantrum like a baby. I feel like the entire universe is out to get me today.I ran for the bus, causing my heart rate to go up and sweat to trickle down my ass crack and STILL missed the bus [...]
"Almost as Much Fun as 90 Minutes of Projectile Vomiting!"
Pajiba’s review of “Grandma’s boy” has now made it impossible for me NOT to see Grandma’s Boy. How fucked up is that? Speaking of fucked up…. Once again, Lars and I have rounded up our less than prized CD’s to sell for crack money, er, I mean to make sure our mortgage check doesn’t bounce. [...]
4-eyed ho!
I got called “4-eyed ho” by some little highschool fuckers while walking to the bus stop this morning. I don’t think they realized that the 4-eyed ho would actually be sharing the bus with them.This brings me exactly to my point today. I hate people. They’re generally assholes and they can generally sit and spin [...]
Mrs. Vegetable Medley
I finally went to the Social Security office today for the big name change (okay, I’m keeping my maiden name as a middle name, so it’s more of a name add). (Wait! Sorry for the parentheticals, but, the term “maiden” name is really, really funny to me right now. It makes me wish I had [...]
Dear 2006,
You’re like totally dragging man. For reals… could this year be any longer?
Remember Tommy Page?
I used to love this nasally fucker. I must have listened to this record 10 thousand times until I had to forsake him for the much more manly, Rick Astley. Do you remember when D.J. totally embarrassed herself and thought he was going to be her boyfriend, but really he already had a girl friend??Yeah, [...]
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