Ya know when you’re at work and you could totally do things to help it not be so boring (like listen to your ipod or something) but, you don’t because you’re already so bored that you can’t be bothered to lean over and grab something out of your purse? Ya know those days?What about when [...]
I watched the James Frey flogging on Oprah yesterday and it’s left me feeling kind of sorry for him. Don’t get me wrong, he can go cry like a bitch on his big bed of money…but, I have to say there was just something “not right” about him. He seemed lost. He was babbling, [...]
All of my usual internet haunts just aren’t doing it for me today. I read Dooce, which was, as always irritatingly well written and hilarious. I read Go Fug Yourself and I giggled at Crispin Glover and Courtney Peldon..(but, mostly because on one of Crispin’s many visits to Salt Lake, Angie and I stalked him [...]
In the vast sea of construction noises that take place behind my head each day, I’ve learned to tune most of them out….except, of course the earth moving vibrations that cause my teeth to chatter.But, right now there’s this popcorn popping sort of a noise that I’m just going to go out on a limb [...]
I’m on my second 20 oz. “double bagged” cup of “British Breakfast tea,” it’s Monday morning and the bags under my eyes are Louis Vuitton like.I have a question though… say you have to take a dump in a public restroom. You walk in and see that there is one other person in the room.Do [...]
He just called to tell me, in all seriousness that I’m forbidden from leaving the television on NBC when I leave in the morning because he feels bad that the dogs have to watch the Tony Danza show.
It’s been a bad month. I’ve even been scaring my own mother with my down-in-the-mouth-ery. Money is tight and my dogs won’t stop eating my blankets and furniture (really…enough with the separation anxiety already). This winter DARKNESS isn’t helping either. DARK when I wake up. DARK before I leave work. Dark. Dark. Dark. Permanent [...]
In exactly 4 hours and 10 minutes I will return to the radio. I’m filling in for the Local Imposters show tonight on KRCL. You can listen live HERE. (or 90.9 fm in SLC) 8:30 – 10:30Will I remember how to push the buttons? Will I lisp? Will I crash and burn?You’ll only know if [...]
Some reporter: So, what are you wearing?Charlize Theron: Well, it’s haute couture. (“Oat coat-tour”)
Also, is it just me or can you totally see how Natalie Portman tried to use make up to cover up her tan lines? SPRAY PAINT
