a more “family friendly” post.
Last night I dreamt that I was moving into a hotel and the lady at the front dest kept asking me what I wanted for Breakfast. I didn’t hesitate and told her, “Eggs benedict, please, with home fries, heavy on the sauce.”She said she would bring it right up.I wish that [...]
*deleted* (Sorry) You’ll just have to ask me for my free advice if you want it.
For Christmas we got to dogsit for Kelly and Shannon’s miniature Pomeranian, Snickers. She’s part angelic, baby bear and part total bad ass….we love her, she’s our kind of bitch.We were a little worried at first because Walter hasn’t been very well socialized with other dogs and he tends to start shit when he sees [...]
I absolutly command you to go here and feel the pain.
The last time I got glasses, my eye doctor was totally off his shit. He just found out that his dad had died and was getting ready to leave for the day, but I was already there. The exam was all kinds of awkward and I don’t think he was really on top of his [...]
For the sake of anonymity we’ll call him Schlyan Schlackson Schletzer. About a year ago, I was sick on the couch and Lars was doing his typical rapid channel surf when he stumbled upon one of the most unintentionally hilarious things ever broadcast on television. It was called Schleices of the Schwind [sic]. The film [...]
This is only one of 12 photos he sent me of his new model airplane.Now, if that isn’t awesome and didn’t make my whole day, then I just don’t know what.(That’s his dog, Rhett who happens to be Stan and Walt’s uncle).
Ang and I played in Provo Friday night. It was fuckink freezink, but sort [...]
Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends.Welcome to the 2005 Holiday Edition of Getting to Know Your Friends!You know the drill. Copy (do not forward) and change the answers to your answers. This won’t take long.Be sure to send back to the person who sent it to you.Enjoy!! Everyone has time for a few [...]
” You know what i thought was kind of funny. he masterbates but you know when you finish theres usually something that ejaculates out. DId norman just shoot it on the wall and leave? Where did the seaman go??? “
