It’s true that a yellow room is like prozac without the pesky sexual side effects. Lars and I have been in such good moods we’ve actually done things with our post-work, evening lives. We started hanging pictures and making some plans for painting the rest of the house. Then we lazed about watching Sopranos until [...]
The new yellow living room Originally uploaded by lateshoes.
We painted and painted and painted and painted yesterday. It’s so damn cheery, I just might not kill myself this winter. Although, it’s managed to bring out just how disgusting our carpet is, which kind of makes me feel suicidal. Oh well. I can hang pictures on [...]
I plan on gorging myself until I puke tomorrow.The plumber came and fixed our leaky drain problem and the furnace-fixer guy is supposedly coming this afternoon.What will life be life without having to wear three pairs of socks in my own house?
I might just die.
Happy Thanksgiving. I was going to post a “What I’m thankful [...]
Dammit. I’ve spent most of the day looking for a ringtone of the Dandy Warhol’s “We used to be friends” that is compatible with my wack ass Sprint phone. I’ll give you a dollar if you can find one that sounds good and works on my phone.
This douchebag walked steadily behind me, no matter that I kept varying my pace, all the way from the busstop to the library door. I don’t know if he’s wrong for doing it or I’m wrong for wanting to crack his skull for doing it.Fucking close-walkers.Lars and I watched the Ashton Kutcher classic, The Butterfly [...]
In an effort to force myself out of this winter depression, I have changed the look of this blog once again. I apologize for the overt Springy/ ice creamy tones. I realize that pink and green pastels can make it harder to digest words like “fuck” and “motherfuckers” and “cocksuckers.”However, don’t let the new design [...]
Yeah, call me if you ever see anything cuter in your whole pathetic life.
I’m at work by myself, so quite frankly the whole “working” thing can suck it.
Don’t tell anyone, but I’m taking tomorrow off to see a children’s movie and don’t tease me cos I already feel like a bit of a perve….a giddy, [...]
Along with all the joys of homeowning come certain Sophie’s choice type scenarios.We’re in one now.Our furnace won’t turn on, so we have no heat. With Salt Lake’s weather take a turn into the 20’s you can imaging what our house feels like. Last night I wore sweatpants, two shirts, socks, a sweater and a [...]
Allison looked at the ring one last time before tossing it in the toilet of a public restroom near Main Street. Where had she gotten the ring? Who had given it to her? She hardly remembered now.Of course she remembered.Those were good times, she thought. She laughed at the possibility he might still be lingering [...]
Look, if I’m walking up the stairs on the left side and you’re walking down the stairs in the middle, the burden is on you to move aside as we pass. On. YOU. Biatch.Oh and another thing, high heeled, Wonder Woman boots on the outside of your pants are fucking ugly. Fucking. ugly.
