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I’ve been looking back a lot lately at who I used to be and what my life used to be like. I watched a bunch of old home movies last weekend, which always produces the same result: I laugh my ass off and then get depressed.Watching my family “back in the day” is always bittersweet. [...]
Look, I know you wanna be all stuck up about it
I just got the Veronica Mars season 1 box set in the mail. I know all you haters wanna step…but I love this show like a child and you know me, I have good taste, right? Just trust me and rent the 1st season. I promise you’ll like it.Joss Whedon likes it. So there.Ugh. I [...]
Look at this trendy slut
Just wondering
Is it wrong to hate football but still be ever so happy that Diet Dr. Pepper bottles are once again textured to appear football like?
Al Roker falls on stupid face
So, this morning while monitering the hurricane blazing over my mother’s house, I was treated to a rare and hilarious site : Al Roker, while doing one of those, “Look! I’m standing right in the shit!” reports got knocked flat on his stupid face and the the face of the camera man holding his ankles. [...]
A sailor’s not a sailor till a sailor’s been tattooed
Tonight I’m getting my first tattoo. I’m getting a cursive “L” on my right wrist to celebrate the best love I’ve ever had; to celebrate my husband, who has made me feel more beautiful than I ever thought I could feel, who continues to find my fucking wacko-ness, “cute” and my wicked tongue hilarious.Hopfully, I [...]
Yes, it’s another fucking picture of my fucking dogs…yes, I’m really that pathetic….what of it?
I’m sorry, but this was so bloody cute, I just had to share. They’re brothers and boyfriends. They looooooooooooooooooooove each other and they cuddle in the morning making it 10 trillion times harder to come to work than it already is. They’re like little donuts.Speaking of donuts. I was out way too late last night. [...]
Fucking chocolate ghost cookies are fucking awesome
I repeat: my day has just been saved by one of the leftover Halloween cookies from last night’s movie watching festivities.God bless Kelly and Shannon and their cookie providing, sweet asses.
Lars and Kelly with I.U.D. and wheat grass (courtesy of Beacham inc.)
I keep getting older. Weekends continue to get shorter and no matter how hard I try, I still can’t understand why so many people like Cold Mountain. It’s so bad, I’ve become obsessed. I finally watched the shit-fest to it’s bloody, boring end yesterday.I’ve been asked more than a few times to explain the “poop [...]
Eat a dick!
Ok, I’m on hold with a certain cellular phone company, when the girl comes back and says, “Ok, now I’ll just need your password.”“Uh, like the password I use on the website?”“Yes, ma’aam.”“Uhhhh, it’s uhh.. e.a.t.a.d.i.c.k.”
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