While I’m bitching about t.v. (An open letter to ABC)

September 30, 2005

ABC’s new show called INVASION sucks a great big ol’ a-hole. I’m not going to be the most fair judge here because I happened to grow up in the town in which the whole stupid suckfest is set; Homestead, Florida.But, ya know, I like aliens and that Christopher Walken guy just as much as the [...]

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I think they’ve got your number…I think they’ve got your Alias

September 30, 2005

I watched Alias last night against my better judgement and was treated to Jennifer Garner endlessly furrowing her enormous brow and Michael Vartan getting Sonny Corlione’s into hamburger but still living long enough (and attractively enough) to tell Syd that he loves her before he flatlines and they pull the sheet over his very pretty [...]

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I don’t believe in ugly dogs

September 29, 2005

I realize that he’s not very fuzzy or nice looking, but he kind of reminds me of Nicodemus from the Secret of NIMH.He kind of looks like Stanley with no fur.

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Get your evil eye off me

September 29, 2005

My back is still aching and yesterday (after not being so much as looked at by a bee in 25 years) I was stung. Now, I’m allergic to bees, so at first I thought I was going to die. Luckily, after punching the buzzing culprit out from under my wool skirt, I realized it was [...]

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BIG TYPE

September 28, 2005

Wow. Not really sure what was up with the big type in that last post. I swear I’m not yelling.

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The post-wedding rut

September 28, 2005

The wedding was great. The honeymoon was fun. My relationship is stronger than ever. So, why, oh why am I in a rut?It feels exactly like finishing Harry Potter and realizing it’s going to take that silly bitch another three years to crank out the finale.I think it’s time to figure out What I’m going [...]

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Voodoo

September 26, 2005

Alright, so either the cosmos thinks it’s funny to rub my oldie-ness in my face or someone has a voodoo doll of me.I strained my lower back muscles somehow and as a result it takes me 25 minutes to stand in the upright position and about 40 more to force myself back into “sit.”LAME.

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Shake it like a polaroid picture

September 23, 2005

My brother sent me some more wedding pictures. You can see them here. They’re just at the end of the last batch because I was too lazy to put them in order.

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The Treat Williams’ pants

September 23, 2005

I love Hair, okay. There. I’ve said it. I watched the movie about 15 years ago with my mom and I’ve loved it ever since. I know, almost every word to every song. I love the original Broadway soundtrack for it’s tinny-ness and relevance and I love the film soundtrack for it’s funkiness and energy. [...]

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The soon to be reunited cutest dogs in the world. They are total twinners

September 22, 2005
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