Wet Blanket

July 29, 2005

I can’t stop listening to Metric. I really wish that Chubby Bunny could add some keyboards to our schtick. Too bad Angie and I can’t stand playing with other people. Sigh.
Yesterday Tawnya and I took Angie to the airport (she’s visiting her brother in Arizona) and then picked up my so-fucking-awesome wedding dress. I wish [...]

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20 things I would eat the shit out of right now if I wasn’t on a "lifestyle change"

July 28, 2005

1. Snickers (King size, biatch!)2. pancakes3. Granite bakery strawberry cream cheese cake with bavarian cream filling4. Fettucini alfredo5. chocolate ice cream6. mashed potatoes with lots of butter and sour cream7. a blueberry / cream cheese danish8. Papa Murphey’s veggie delite pizza9. Peanut butter cookie dipped in chocolate from Gormandie’s bakery10. Really buttery popcorn at the [...]

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Some people just shouldn’t be poets, let’s face it.

July 28, 2005

Wedding Countdown: 44 days
Yesterday I pulled my head out of my Battlestar Galactica/ Harry Potter obsessed ass just long enough to read that Charisma Carpenter (from Buffy & Angel) and Steve Guttenburg are going to join the second season cast of Veronica Mars.God, I love t.v.

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To Lars on our 4th anniversary,

July 26, 2005

4 years ago, to the day, you and I were arranging our very first date. You called me after work and we decided that we both kind of wanted to see Moulin Rouge. During the movie we both sat perfectly still. We didn’t hold hands, which is funny given that we have held hands through [...]

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I was the one that shot out your mirror machine!

July 24, 2005

Yeah, I’m just watching some Star Trek at Tawnya and Angie’s house on a Saturday night. I spent most of the day doing laundry at the Laundromat. It sucked a duck.
Now, I’m just chillin. Let’s see if Tawnya’s computer has any fun pictures on it shall we? Nope. Not a one. Lame.
This episode [...]

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Elton John can kiss my ass

July 22, 2005
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I made things grow and look Mom, there’s bee har…

July 22, 2005

I made things grow and look Mom, there’s bee harvesting the sweet, sweet nectar. Ahh the circle of life. I’m so glad that I’m like giving something back.

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Psst! Girl talk

July 21, 2005

I think the biggest problem with “diets” or “lifestyle changes” as we’re calling them now is that they force you to think about food much more than you ever would.I should be honest and say that I have never stuck to a diet for more than a day in my entire life…until now. (There’s nothing [...]

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Mermaid in a Manhole!

July 19, 2005

I won’t bore you with how pathetic I was last night. Let’s just say that I woke up to my cell phone alarm playing “Under the Boardwalk” and Angel on TNT. Stan and I slept on the futon and I’m not sure but I think both of our backs are paying for it. I will [...]

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I hear the ticking of the clock

July 18, 2005

Lars left this morning for a three day river trip in southern Utah. It’s a work thing. He left this morning, of all mornings. The morning that would see me in a creepy, semi-abandoned looking health sciences building, having strangers jerk my head around while wearing a modified scuba mask with an infrared video camera [...]

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