Ok, I really have to object to this picture of my …
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Ok, I really have to object to this picture of my fucking back fat. Seriously. Who the fuck takes pictures like this?…and why? Sadly, I know who took this pictures and she ALWAYS takes pictures of me like this. It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.
Gah!
Look, I realize that I’m not the best person in the world, but do I really deserve a morning where : I wake up late, there’s no hot water, my dog pukes (though to his credit he ran straight to the door and waited until he was outside), my cat pees on the futon, I [...]
The babies take naps and make mommy cry.
The babies take naps and make mommy cry.
The Femme-in-iz-ation of Tracy B.
Exhibit A : Purse. I bought a purse. ($2 at DI)Exhibit B : Ear – rings. I bought earrings. ME. This is me wearing earrings.
Exhibit C : Carrying purse/ purse in action Exhib…
Exhibit C : Carrying purse/ purse in actionExhibit D : Eye shadow. I’ve been really rocking the eye shadow lately. What the hell is going on?
Tom Cruise is my enemy
I blogged on myspace, I couldn’t help myself.
Baked Cheetos and paying the bills
They’ve finally done it….they have bestowed upon me, with glorious bounty, the baked Cheeto. Behold, the heavens opened and the perfect orange powdered snack food was born.I ate about 1500 baked Cheetos yesterday and despite my shower and the rain this morning, my fingertips are still slightly orange tinted. Heavenly.I’ve been thinking a lot lately, [...]
Come on Tom, don’t make me take Brooke’s side
The laundry room. Also known as my own personal hell.
I will defeat you popcorn! I will make you my bitc…
I will defeat you popcorn! I will make you my bitch.
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