I click when I walk
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Ok. I have a pedometer. It was free and it’s cheap and it clicks when I walk. I sound like a half empty tic tac container.Although there is a sort of strange satisfaction that comes with knowing exactly how many steps/ miles and kilometers I’ve walked in any given day.
Where my girls at?
Dudes….Sub Pop sent me Sleater-Kinney’s new album early and I have been rocking it all morning. I’m in sonic euphoria.You can live stream it here: The Woods The Fox, Jumpers, Modern Girl, Entertain, Rollercoaster and What’s mine is yours are stand outs. I think I listened to Entertain 39 times in a row before I [...]
I flayed your flesh, with my thoughts
You guys, I have to tell you something.I have come to both loathe and despise….snails. That’s right.They ate and killed my basil plant and are now working on the oregano.This morning I opened the bathroom window and actually caught them in the act of slithering away from my herb pot.I hates them. Oh, how I [...]
Sitting on top of the religious divide
In Utah there are basically 6 kinds of people: 1. Not Mormon/ never been / – hater of Mormons2. Not Mormon/ never been/ – ambivalent about Mormons3. Mormon – political conservative – “cultural Mormon”- hater of non-Mormons and homosexuals4. Mormon – political liberal – culturally neutral – ambivalent about both fellow Mormons and non-Mormons5. Not [...]
As boring as they wanna be
I’ll save you the trauma of trying to watch Britney & Kevin: CHAOTIC yourselves and tell you that Britney’s camera work isn’t the only thing about the show that might make you blow chunks. Lars (smart as he is) offered to start the dishes leaving me and Shannon to watch the most boring train wreck [...]
Danny Kaye! Pop that coochay!
So, I was listening to 2 Live Crew’s “Pop that coochie” yesterday and (what?? I’m from South Florida… where we affectionately call Luther Campbell, “Uncle Luke”) there’s this part where they start calling out celebraties who’s coochies they’d like to see popped: “Sandra B. pop that coochiee….Madonna pop that stinky, smelly coochie” etc… But…and I’m [...]
Do you ever wish you’d been sluttier?
Occassionally, usually when I’m reading the carefree blogs of slutty girls, I wish I had been sluttier in my single days. Why was I so… virginy?So virginy in fact that when we first started dating Lars called me “snowflake.” This nickname quickly subsided after I threatened the life of his balls.Sigh.
"A hooker? What the fuck do you think I was doing down there, giving blowjobs to goldfish?"
I bought new pens and sharpened a new pencil all in an effort to make me a work machine today. See, I’m not one of those self-starting type people. I have to play huge imaginary games with myself to get even a little motivated.The thought of my fat ass in a wedding dress isn’t enough [...]
Portrait of my former boss
I had to take a snapshot of this while I was (laugh and I’ll cut you) pre-ordering the new Harry Potter.
The New Style
Yeah, I made it look like a watermelon. What of it?
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