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Angie and I are playing in Provo this Friday at Starry Night.

Stanley got his junk licked by our neighbor’s dog yesterday. She’s twice his size and the only other dog he’ll submit to. Now we know why.

But, Janice Dickinson is leaving Top Model and I really need to talk about it.Let’s be frank, ANTM has been slipping as of late and in all honesty I think that Cover Girl’s influence over who wins the competition is the primary cause. I mean, it’s clear they want a spokesmodel…they want a sweet, wholesome [...]

Stan is starting to look all growed up. Sigh.

Sorry…I’m experimenting with picasa and all of it’s fine photo editing features. It’s an addiction, I’m not proud.

Team Jabberwalkies!! We will break you. If you die, you die!

Desperation is the worlds worst cologne… or whore yourself for a free, ugly hat, see if I care. If you look closely at the back of this picture you can see me and my teamates lurking in the shadows under a tree, just about to make our escape.

The mayor leading the dork fest. We were well on our way to the Gateway mall where we would enjoy fish n’ chips and the fine atmosphere of a sports bar. Good times.

When Angie and I first started writing music we could barely play our instruments, but we pumped out song after song, until we slowly developed into an actual rock band.Our early songs are filled with hilarious gems with titles like Rat boy and Stalker song.I can hardly wait for these lyrics to be housed beneath [...]

So Salt Lake City is getting fit “together” and I’m a part of it. (It’s this whole thing where we get free pedometers (that suck) and we track how much we walk every day in an effort to get to 10,000 steps per day). It was the kick off this afternoon (pictures to come at [...]