You know Spider, you’re a fuckin’ mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?
Posted by Tracy on April 28, 2005 in Uncategorized | Short Link
What the fuck, you guys?
I’m in the shower. It’s a hair-washing day, I grab my yellow towel off the back of the toilet and flip my hair over to start wrapping it up. I hear something THUMP and I’m not fucking kidding…it was loud. I look down and see this HUGE. HAIRY. THUMPY. SPIDER. STARING. AT. ME.
I grabbed the Suave conditioner, whomped him and ran squealing from the bathroom.
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